1 year ago
Last edited at 5:13AM on 12/11/2012
A cow is a variety of quadripedial mammal with hooves. The cow has four stomachs by which it repeatedly digests cellulose, which we as humans cannot. This is why cows possess the ability to fly, for cellulose contains the ultimate source of manatic energy, and humans cannot access it. But, upon eating the flesh of the cow, the mana transports directly to our brains, causing us to be come overly religious, racist, and sexist. As such, because of our great love in America of the burger, we have become among the most Conservative countries. This is also why vegetarians, pollo-pescetarians, and vegans are so smart, for they do not ingest the mana of cow meat which drives us crazy. All glory to the cow!