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How does santa get in my house i don't have a fireplace?...

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He has a key...

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cause santa is your mom and dad

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Dream Killer -,-
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party pooper
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hey parents are always gettin mad when we lie so what are the biggest lies they told us as children
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They "lied" so you could have faith in believing in things even if you couldnt see them.
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meanwhile you are terrified that santas gonna fill your stocking with coal jus because you cried a litlle
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LOL, well my parents never told me that soooo
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my parents always did that and it was so mean, but now i think about it and its just hilarious
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Lol yeah it is
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uses the kool-aid man to bust down a wall then used magic to fix it

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He has teleporting powers!

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I'd like to see that! XD
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Yeah me too!
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well he uses a creditcard and boom there u go

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Through the keyhole

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santa is magical and can do anything as long as you believe he can

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He sneaks through your window :O

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he's climbin through your window, santchen people up, so hide you kids, hide your wife, hide, your kids, and hide your wife. and hide you dog because he'd proubly snatch that too, He aint gonna confess, he goo find you he goo find you
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^ lol
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Did you not watch "The Santa Clause" with Tim Allen?

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Love tht movie <3
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Every year!!
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Lol me too.
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he has a magic key that fits every door in the world
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Nerdgurl456

Santa can magically make your presents appear with a magic harry potter wand without going to your house or anywhere near it. He sits at the north pole on christmas eve watching cheesy christmas movies and chick flicks because Mrs. Clause broke up with him.

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LOL! wth?
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Mrs clause left Santa so she could date the Easter bunny
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Mermercouch15

he has a key that opens all doors..... and when he cant get in....he uses an elf :)

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He'll probably just kick in the door

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Santa just does a nighttime b & e

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The back door

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