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What is the funniest joke you've ever heard?

I'm not sure what mine is...... That's why I'm asking.

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... One Direction...

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how original
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good one :)
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Nice one. But I like like 1-2 of there songs
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Ikr, Gator?
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Thanks guys :)
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I know the dumbest one I'll tell u:
Knock knock, Who's there? Boo, Boo Who, don't cry it was only a joke.

Dumbest one ever!!!!:/

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no, the dumbest one ever is, "Whats brown and sticky?" "i dont know, what?"

"A STICK"
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Lol. I have another one.
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It's a funny one
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okay, then put it up
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You hurt her and I'll kick u in the _____ so hard that you will sing so high like Justin Bieber... Got it?

Funny!!!!! My friend sent it to me and I sent it to her boyfriend.
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He was like... Ok ok ok. I won't. It was hilarious!
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thats awesome, but i dont have to get kicked there to sing high, i am good at singing so i can do an actual falsetto, i hated it when JB called what he was doing a falsetto, it was retarded
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Ya it was. And that was just to anyone. Not just you. Srry bout tht! Lol.
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it?s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

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HaHa
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thats awesome, i love holmes
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Nice one!!!!(: love it!
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Lol
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Oh, it's a funny one! So somebody walks up to this guy and says how do you keep and idiot in suspense?

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Knock knock, who's there young lady, young lady who? I didn't know you could yoodle.

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two guys are fishing a snake bites one on the arse,the other calls a doctor who said to suck the poison out,thr first said what did the doc say,he said you are gonna die

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Now the one Revenge_of_Pacman wrote :)

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What do you call a fake noodle? An imPASTA! Lol

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Haha!
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Knock Knock, Who's there? Spell, Spell who? S-P-E-L-L

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You cant say good eye might withought sounding australian I couldnt stop saying it for like a week

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The politicians in D.C.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One said, "I'll have an H2O." The second one wanted water also, so he said "I'll have an H20 2."
Bad mistake..

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Two people walked into a bar. They then looked at each other are said 'ouch'!

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Well a couple days ago at Wal-mart a lady ringing a red bell in front if the store taking donations said to me
Lady-Excuse me would you like to donate $1
Me-but I'm gonna buy a toy :c
Lady-but think of the unlucky soul without a toy
Me-T_T well I'll be the unlucky soul without a toy if I give you this dollar
And my brother did not stop laughing the entire day so yeah

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