This is really MY best joke because I made it up on my own. In fact I posted it on another question on this site some time back. (If there was already a joke like it, I really didn't know about it.) Here it is: There was a dyslexic who wanted some fee help, so he called 1(800)DYSLEXIA. He ended up paying $2.99 per minute because he accidentally dialed 1(800)SEXLAIDY instead.
I can't stand when I have broken legs... Where did one wall say to the other? Meet me at the corner! What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved. You know what they say: words... I was going to tell you a joke about pizza but it's too cheesy. Wanna here a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable. I was going to tell you a gay joke, butt f**k it.
this is a thinker, how many minutes are in an hour? how many days are in a general month? how many seconds are in a year? think about these questions then post your answer, I will post the answer by friday, you will enjoy this one. colt45