Possibly the worst outcome of all and for good reason. Here's a true story: About a month ago, someone exploded in my bathroom. I literally had to clean sh## off of the light switch. I should point out that my light switch is no where near the toilet bowl. It's on a wall. Just below shoulder height. There was sh## on my floor, behind the toilet, on the mat and I boiled the hell out of my toothbrush, and then threw it away. The toilet itself has been blocked from my memory but I do seem to remember what, in my opinion, was a little less toilet paper than was probably necessary to deal with what I was viewing.
Disgusting, and gross. -_-
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Seeing your picture is the latest awkward moment!
A few years ago, when I was in school, I turned around but continued walking towards the opposite direction. I bumped into a female teacher's chest.
One day when i school,i was playing with my girlfrnd just splashing water over each other with a bottle.suddenly she ran inside the girls toilet,and i ran after her inside the girls toilet. It was awkward but a lot of embarrasing. All the girls inside were laughing,luckily every girl inside were my friends
I was dating a man whose wife had passed away about 6 months earlier. The night before, he had boxed up her clothes and other belongings that he didn't want to keep. I was at his house the next day and his mother-in-law showed up to collect her daughters things. I had non idea she was coming. Talk about awkward. The new girlfriend helping the mother of the dead wife carry her things to the car.
I had to be lab partners with 2 of my ex's and my current boyfriend
Ripping the loudest fart that would have made Tesla and his supposed "earthquake machine" proud, in front of my city's mayor and her entourage. I thought it was a hilarious thing to do, but let's just say my timing was a little...off. The looks from the both the mayor's sons were filled with such malice that I think they both would have kicked my a$$ right then and there if they could have gotten away with it. The smile on my face lasted at least 10 seconds when I realize the bldg. that we were in got VERY quiet and the mayor had a look of such horror that it then dawned on me that "pulling my own finger" was indeed pulling a SERIOUS faux pax. Let me conclude by saying that if passing a "rumbler" the likes of which my 13-14 year body could produce at that time in front of a mayor was that serious a sin, I should be thankful I wasn't living in LA or NY City!
Asking a woman how many months she was pregnant...she was not!
while walking, i was too interested in a message and texting back that i pushed on the wrong door. there was the silent awkward experience of looking up and realizing i was in the men's washroom. ( they really need stalls around the urinals in there )
I've had a lifelong battle with acrophobia (fear of heights) and once, when I was in the Army Reserve, I was left on top of a cliff with a lot of radio equipment and a young lad to help me get it down the cliff.
The problem was, he was even more frightened than I was and I had to try to get him down safely.
It was definitely an awkward moment but, when we reached the bottom I realised that while I'd been concentrating on him I hadn't had time to worry about my own problem. That was the day I started to turn it around and, although I still get a bit fluttery near the edge of a drop, it doesn't worry me much any more.
Surprisingly it's never affected me when flying with a hang glider. Makes me think it's not so much a fear of heights as a fear of falling.
Finding myself with my face planted in the asphalt after turning around and slipping on a patch of ice about the size of a dollar bill. Blood was pouring from my face as I had broken my nose and both top front teeth. :-/
