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What pick up lines have you have heard/used?

I'm kind of desperate, so I want to try pick up lines. I don't know if they are "good" or "bad" so just give them to me and let me find out for myself.

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helixaqua

"I have $20! Let's go behind here!"...It never worked for me, maybe you'll have better luck ......o.O

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You should of said something like "hey babe I've got a 100 grand right now so let's make business behind that building and it's all yours" then when done with business throw the $20 at her and run like hell laughing hysterically like a crazy psychopath Lols = )
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helixaqua
lmao!! I try that next time...but it usually doesn't get further than the shoe upside my head :D
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Lols okay then good luck to you next time haha and poor you getting to only meet the end of the shoe upside your head lmao !
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kazarina
I would not try this line. Take it from a female. The type of ones you want to pick up for $20 are probably free if you pull them out of the gutter & gave them a dry warm bed for the night.
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Excuse me man, but are you trying to point out the flaws of me being one of those trashy women bud?!
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helixaqua
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well I guess that settles it then cause they not saying nothing back... was a joke anyways haha whatever Lols = )
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It tried that one and she asked for proof. Sadly, I did not have such proof... darn. :(
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kazarina
Cookie RDar if you think your only worth 20 then you probably are but I would say your worth alot more. There's no bargain basement prices in the bedroom. Lol
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kazarina
I'm also a woman not a man.
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kazarina
I didn't answer back straight away as I was getting ready for work.
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dnt use pickup lines they are too cheesy just be yourself :)

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What if "myself" likes cheesiness?

Yes, I know pick up lines are silly. Though I do hope one of them works, I really just want to see the reactions I get.
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Here, tell me if this napkin smells like chloroform!

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weirdo.
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kazarina
Is that before or after she saids "I spiked your drink with mentholated spirits." touch
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Should I ask this with a napkin actually in hand? If the answer is yes, should I actually put chloroform on it?
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That is totally up to you.
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Ok. I think I'll just go with having a napkin on hand. If anything, it will get her attention. :D
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hey, do you have a phone i could borrow, i need to call heaven, i need to report to God that he is missing an angel

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Eeeewwww. Please never use that.
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dont worry, i dont use pick up lines, i pulled it off the pickup line app for smartphones.
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kazarina
Better leave it there. Lol
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That one doesn't sound too bad... but not good either.
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did you sit in sugar, because you have a sweet ass



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you must want the guy to be slapped
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I tried this one on two girls... the first one said thank you, the second one slapped the taste out my mouth. Ow...
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no, bloody vamp., i dont. i like when i get complements on my ass. therefore, it should work.
dethedge...im sorry.lol
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It's ok blahblahblah. xD
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“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ”

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Lol. That one is a keeper. xD
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The Beautiful Mrs.737 got me with a simple "You're cute".

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helixaqua
hmmmm...that sounds sweeter then mine. Maybe I should try that!
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Haha or maybe up it to 50!
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Wow. Well... um... I'll try that. Sounds safer/less cheesy then most of the ones that I've chosen to try. (I just kind of skimmed the list earlier today to see what all I got. I'm now writing them all down. xD)
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kazarina

They only good pick up line is non verbal. You buy her a bunch of flowers. & a write in a card that is attached saying "from the moment I saw you I was mesmerized by you. I would like the chance for you to get to know me" & sign your name. & phone no. That's classy & I would say yes to a first date if that was done to me.

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Not me. If a guy said "I want you to get to know me", I would think he had a big head and a narcistic (sp) heart!
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kazarina
Well would you rather he say I just want to get in your pants for the night.
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A bit on the expensive side. I'll try it sometime... Shame I blew my 40 bucks on new WWE DVDs. =(
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kazarina
Well you match the bait to the quality of your catch.
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only use a pick up line of your desperate to get slapped (most are cheesy or insulting). make her laugh instead

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kazarina
Yes men say a woman who laughs is sexy I've heard & willing to eat a proper meal.
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Most of the time when I make them laugh, it's because I embarass myself or tell a lame joke that's so lame they have to laugh. Does that work?
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kazarina
You have a sense of humor at least so that's a good start.
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lol. yes that works. lame jokes work just fine bc they still makes her laugh
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TwilightGirl

Hey beautiful, I think there's something wrong with my phone.
What's wrong with it?
Your numbers not in it... Best pick-up line ever...

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