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How do you milk a cow?

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Rule number one make sure it is a female.
Rule number two get a clean bucket and a stool.
Rule number three sit on stool next to, never behind the cow!
Rule number four gently pull teat, and squirt milk into bucket.
Rule number five make sure to milk each teat.
Rule number six make sure to pasteurize before consumption.

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But you forgot to clean teat before you start to milk ;)
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The most important you forgot to make sure and it is that you should first confirm that it is a COW. Not a buffalo.
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Nothing wrong with buffalo milk, as long is it came from a female buffalo.
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grab the nips and twist and pull

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the cow has utters, on its tummy... utters ( long squezzable things) and you squeeze it over and over and milk comes out!

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LoL the cow has one utter and four teats. You squeeze the teat, not the utter!
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Actually you squeeze and pull on the udders.

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Now a days we are using automatic machines which milk for us.

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firmly grasp the utter nipples, and alternate pulling down and squeezing, make sure there is a bucket or something underneath to contain the cow milk. remember, FIRMLY GRASP IT.

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I would think you'd also warm your hands first :)

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