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What is the Funniest joke that you ever heard?

Hey, did you know that most kids can remember the lyrics of a song but not vocabulary.....:/

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Ok ,so two guys walk into a bar
then they both say ow.
(think about it)

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Madrid_15
Hmmmmm I don't get it... help -_-
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Wanna hear a joke?? ...... Its your social life.....

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Phlorence_602
I find that offensive
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Well, i am sorry.. Lol
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Oh then my social life is great
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You have to edit that.
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Funniest joke: And the man entered the room, THE END.
Details question: Yes.

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Good Story
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:p
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I find that offensive lol
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Phlorence_602
You do?..which part?
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The one my friend told me ! LOL

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? I shot it. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first two. why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!!

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Mr Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom :D

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra...

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This is one my friend always tells me. I dont know why but the way he says it just makes it so funny :P

what did that farmer say after he lost his tractor? "where's my tractor?!"

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What happens when a hippo sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence,

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Have you seen the movie constipation?
They'll more than likely say "no"
You answer: That's because it hasn't come out yet. LOL

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third one is a duck..

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There are 3 guys shut up, manners, an poop. They are really thirsty so shut up finds a bar and goes inside to get them some drinks. To order a drink you have to say your name. Here it goes.

Bartender: hello what is your name?
Shut up: shut up
Bartender: um excuse me i asked what is your name?
Shut up: shut up
Bartender: ok sir all i need is your name or you don't get a drink what is so hard about that one more time what is your name?
Shut up: shut up
Bartender: where are your manners?!?
Shut up looks out the window and sees his friend poop fall and manners is helping him up.
Shut up: Manners is outside picking up poop.

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a guy sends his girlfriend a text ILY. she said awww i love you too, spell it out. he text I'm leaving you

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rustyboilerz

It was a blonde joke, but I can't repeat it here. :(

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26Simmons26

I guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey,
The bartender asks "Whats Wrong?"
The man replies "I just found out that my brother is gay."
The next day he comes back to the bar and orders 7 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks "What's Wrong?"
The man replies "I just found out that my son is gay"
The next day the man walks into the bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks "Man doesn't anyone in your family like woman?"
The man replies "Apparently my wife does"

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2 black guys walk in popeyes......Dont order chicken

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