idk last time i went to a party and it was a 15 so the sister of the birthday girl was wearing a golden dress and i swear she looked like a stretched out goldfish! like the dress had round like circle patterns and those looked like the scales so instead of seeing a girl with a golden dress i was imagining a super stretched out goldfish xD
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