One time I was staying the night at a friends house, and we're both stoned out of our minds, and I'm telling the dude he needs to get his hookah away and off the back porch, and he won't listen to me at all so I punched him square in the scrotum, he hits the deck while I'm laughing my butt off, and apologizing at the same time, meanwhile he's plotting how hes gonna get me back and just simplifies it and kicks me with a low blow, so now we're both on the ground clutching our own junk and apologizing to each other It was hilarious
Was at a restaurant with friends. left the table and when i came back i sat at the wrong table and didn't realize it till the family at the table came back to their table! My friends fell off their chairs laughing.
I was at a state park when my phone rings. It is my niece who is stuck in the restroom because the handle fell off. It took us about 5 mins to get her out and it only took that long because we couldn't stop laughing!
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I would say this was funny when I was with friends and got high for the very first time left me poking at a back seat of a truck with them who were used to it both laughing at me then my mother came and picked me up talking about somebody being scared to death she and I both went to town after she picked me up and on the way there she kept trying to look at me and asked me "Natalie are you high?" I was so scared I was just quiet with a big huge smile across my face and after like 5 minutes finally said "no" so we stopped by Wendy's drive through for a bite to eat and she asked me if I wanted something to eat and I was like "heck yeah" and was trying to order everything off the menu due to a bad case of the munchies so later on she found out and didn't tell my father THANK GOD I would of really got it from him LOL :)
I was shopping with a friend at wal-mart and I decided to buy some panties so as we were walking around ( I have the panties in my hand) the guy I like and his entire family were right there and they started talking to us I was so embarrassed! Lol! I was trying so hard not to laugh that I was almost crying! I tried so hard to hide them behind my back but I know that it was too late. Hahahahha it was horrible!