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When life gives you lemons, what do you do?

Some people throw them, others squirt them, then some people actually make lemonade:)

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Make apple juice.

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And only you would say that Gator_12 ^_^
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Darn it, stealing my answer...
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Wrong gator
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LOL... How?
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With the lemons.
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Which magically turn into apples, because life gives Dillon magic stuff. :oi
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*:o
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Magic is fake! Like santa
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Thanks for breaking the spirit monitor
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^OHNO YOU DlDN'T!!!
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My pleasure.
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Oh yeah i did
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Liar,Santa is real.
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buttonz
No hes not
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Someone duct tape his mouth
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Yes he is!!!
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Imsa girl :p lol
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Fine is Santa isnt real. You ain't either guuurrll -Snaps a Z-
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sorry, man... I mean girl
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Hahahahahahaha ok that was hilarious but nope he's not
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Its cool :)
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Dissing buttonz are we.... you man SnowAngel256 lols.
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SANTA IS REAL !!!! haha
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make orange juice

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That seems impossible... Are you God?
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No -_-....But I will not give up my secrets. hehehe..
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I really like this answer and the comment because I would say make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did that with lemons :P
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exactly
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put the lemons in my eyes :-

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Would that be better or worse than being maced? I'm curious. Let's experiment! You get the lemons, I'll get the pepper spray.
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k, OUCH!!!!!! IT BURNS, <---- SHOOT ME!!!!
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I don't have a gun, and I don't wanna go to jail! I'm too young! You're on your own. Bye!
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Well, aren't you a great person
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Yeah, I know.. But the lemons shall subside sooner or later, right? *Cough*
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being maced hurts worse, because pepper spray is made of capsaicin. capsaicin is the stuff that makes peppers hot.
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Throw them at people's face! They have to learn somehow ;)

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Hello :3
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wow
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Take them, free stuff is cool

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Smart, man
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I'm a girl
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Sorry
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It's ok
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Squirt then in someones eyes and laugh until i make my own lemonade ^_^

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Well I put them down the garbage disposal in the sink because they make the drain smell fresh!!!!!

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You have a garbage disposal in the sink? How is that even possible?
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It's under the sink to chop up stuff thet goes down the drain..... I bet you have one too!!!! Try doing dishes and check it out...... ;oP
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Does that actually work?
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I do dishes,a lot. We don't have one.
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Yep..... seriously you guys dont have garbage disposals?????
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You mean that round chopping wheel? No
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just push everything down the sink like I do
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That's a long hyperlink
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@Pitbullmom: Your post is hilarious!!
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Thanks!!!
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Just double click on the hyperlink and it will take you right to the picture.
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find someone who life has given them VODKA and have a party.

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lol
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Seems perfect
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I've never known. Life never gives me anything. Keeps telling me I must earn my own way. Life is rude.

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i eat them

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Pee and tell ppl its lemonade

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Make lemonade

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U keep on moving froward

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Nothing is given for free, those lemons cost money, I like to squeeze the juice into some fish

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That was part of your check from the government that you've been getting for the last four years.
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yum :-
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Haha nice work Gator!
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Make some nasty lemonade because life didn't provide sugar or water. Lol

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lol
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throw them right back

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Squirt them in my mouth, and say, "Thanks life! They were delicious!"

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yea right lol
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I'm freaking out right now...and this song is why http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giaZtICCCiQ
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sorry to break it to you, but it won't load lol
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NO!!!!!!1!
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lol :-
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It won't load lol
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Look up "Humanoid" by Firestep
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LOL your answer. Thats what she said
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suck them

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I can't even look at your answer without puckering and squirming.....can you really do that??
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No. I was kidding. :) Well, I don't know, actually. Never tried!
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ok, now you have to ..... lol
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I was already thinking that, since reading your message. Plan to, and thanks.....for making me. = )
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make sure you use good quality Tequila...enjoy!!
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ooops, thought you were talking about my answer
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Np. I should've said.....comments, not message. I like your answer. :P
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LOL thats what she said
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lol....doubt it!
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The lack of Portal 2 references in the other comments greatly saddens me.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson

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That's the reason I asked this question!
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You beat me to it!
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Lick them...like a freak.

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Thats what she said
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how does its taste haaa
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Nom nom nom :)
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make lemon ice tea

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i was about to say that lol
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Squeeze the juice out of them and be like "Epic drinking" YUM Lemon

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"Epic drink" on
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Either throw em out and take them for granted. Or let them rot. Or squeeze the juice into my eyes so that I can't see the mold on them.

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make lemon meringue pie yummy!

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When life gives you lemons, you stick em in your sweet tea and thank life for giving you a little flavor. :)

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Lex-had the best answer a star for you for helpfulness
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Yay!!! ^-^ Thanks staycat!
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I don't like lemonade, so I'm gonna make some grilled lemon chicken and homefries! :D

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no fish!!!! tony has the right idea lmao
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Fish is nasty. :o
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dorn lol
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Psh
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what about wabbitsssss :-
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Nah, they're too cute. They stopped coming to my house anyways. They gave up trying to eat my grass because the hound's always chasing them.... XD
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i murderd all of line, *evil laugh* :-
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squirrels???
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Chased those away too. There ain't nothin' comin' 'round here no more! Well, it's either the dog or the codoes being built next door...
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why did i say line? i meant mine lol
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I've had some yummy lemon (and artichoke) chicken
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Mmm home fries
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lol, so nothing?
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Here's something: :o

Alrighty, I'm going to bed. 5:30am comes awful early. Night y'all!
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bye XD
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Squirt them back into life's eyes

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I like lemon bars,they're delicious.

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Never had them? What do they taste like, other than lemons
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They taste like sweet lemon pudding on top of a graham cracker crust.
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make lemonade. Depending on how your life is will depend on if its delicious or disgusting.

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make a cake and make em wonder how i did it

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Lol... I remember you!
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haha yep i pop up here and there
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Tequila shots!!!

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demand a refund.

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When life gives you lemons you say: Thanks life! Because, who doesn't like lemons?

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Let them grow like weeds until they rot and go away

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You can make lemonade if you had the sugar and water
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Throw them back and demand cupcakes!

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Drink some Coronas, plant the seeds

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I'd say that's darn-near perfect. No... I'd say that IS perfect. :)
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Thanks Rals
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we could do both....Coronas and Tequila shots
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You get a little salt and some jack Daniels a lawn chair and enjoy the show = )

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I make a chocolate cake and leave everyone wondering how I did it.

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You like Sleeping Beauty?
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No I like the name Maleficent.
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sqeeze em back into life's eyes.

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Hmmm well considering I like the taste of lemons I'd probably eat them, but metaphorically....I find the best way to dispose of them.

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make lemon squares..duh

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Lemon squares??
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Are those like lemon bars, or...?
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Chuck Norris makes orange juice. OR... you could try to eat the whole thing and choke on it and die. ethier one is fine.

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I juggle.

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throw them into peoples and make grape juice while I sit back and watch them roll around in agony

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squirt it in my language arts teacher's eyes...
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You have two choices here:

Burn life's house down.

or

Keep them, because, hey, free lemons!

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When life give you lemons make apple pie and leave life wondering how you did it!!!

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Yummy! A little lemon is apple pie is a famous secret of many famous bakers!!!
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In apple pie*** sorry for the mistake.
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Catch them and say "what the hell" then throw them back and say "no thank you" YUCK !

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Make lemonade and throw it in Life's eyes.

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Here's what you do: JUICE 'EM IN LIFE'S EYES AND DEMAND MONEY!

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Lemmon aid is cool or just slice them & eat them like they are. They will keep you from getting tired if you have to run in sports activitys. They are also good to eat after dinner they will clean your pallett.

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make orange juice and let world wonder how u did it

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Eat them.

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You don't have to take them. All you do is pick up those lemons and throw them at life's face.

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put salt on them and chow down

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give them 2 someone eles then its theirs and i do not have 2 deal w/ it :)

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I ask for grapes......You get it?? u know the duck song?? 4GET IT -_-

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Squeeze them in people's eyes and laugh :)

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Squirt them in Life's eyes... >_<

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plant them,and enjoy he fruits of your labor

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Make lemonade, I like lemonade but not lemons. Strange

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Give them to the poor dude next to you...

Flash!!! AH HAH AH!!!

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Juggle.

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Throw them at your best friend

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throw them at the people who are sour so they get the message and run like you stole money from a bank

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make sure you have sugar or else your lemonade will taste nasty :((((((

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you say thank you because that was very nice of life, then make some lemonade and share it with life

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throw them at people when u get mad at a stop light!

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I ask for limes instead

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Get pissed off and find some stupid sucker to blame it on.

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Make grape juice!!!!

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I squirt them in Life's eye,shank him, take his kidneys and sell them to the black market.

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Squirt one into life's eyes and then use the other to make lemonade.

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share them with life

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Make spaghetti.

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I give them back.

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Make a deep-dish lemon pie with fresh whipped cream. Take that!!!! Hahahaha!

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Aproveitava as sementes desses lim?es pra semear e obter um limoeiro que desse mais lim?es!

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Ingles por favor? o_O
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Make lemon bars! :D

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give them back?

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Cut them in half and put them in my sweet tea!!! :)

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Make orange juice, and leave the world wondering how you did it. (:

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