What are good mom jokes
The breakfast yours cooked for me this morning.
Whats pink and hairy and hangs out ya jocks.Mom
Your Mom is so fat that when she passed by the television, I missed 3 episodes.
your mom is so fat when she steps on an elevator it turns into the tower of terror
To mamma is so fat she saw a school bus full of white people and thought it was a Twinkie
Your momma's so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.Your momma's so fat, she wore a yellow raincoat and people called---"taxi!"Your momma's so fat, when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick, shes making my d!c$ look like a rainbow
Dude, I kissed this really cute girl today""Your mom doesn't count""No, but yours does
Yo mama so fat, Not even Dora could explore her.Yo mama's so fat when she walked in front of the T.V i missed three episodes.