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have you ever been so drunk that you had to hold on to the grass so you wouldn't fall off the earth?

don't drink tequila

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Ummm...have you ever been so drunk you walked OVER the hood of a parked car...and it was the only other car in a huge parking lot besides your own???

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No I did NOT drive that way.
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Lmbo, yes Sincerity, we would have made great friends!
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lol sincerity
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One car was white and one car was black and I couldn't figure out which car was mine....
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yeaaa I understand, that's always a tough one... ;)
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You are funny Aki. You make me laugh.
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Bet you felt like a million bucks the next day HuH ?
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That was a long long LONG time ago in my late 20's. Didn't drink again. I obviously wasn't meant to.
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I know the feeling !
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This is the funniest one so far! XD
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i've felt like that before, but i never drank anything o_O

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Good for you Cupoy !!
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Cuppy***
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been there, done that more times than I can count

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Have you ever been so drunk, while stumbling around, you walked into a parked car? Yup that's me :)

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Oh what adult hasn't been there... Heck part of the reason I govern my drinking so strongly these days is because I once stumbled into one car, bounced off and smacked my nose on the one beside it... Ahhh Live and Learn.
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CJ-see my answer below. I told you we woukd have been friends as children when we answered that questions "what were 3 funny things we did as a child?".
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No! And I never plan to get that way ether. How was the hangover btw?

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ill tell you tomorrow
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Oh poor guy! Good luck with that!
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No, thank goodness.

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oh my yes! ugh glad I don't do that to often any more!!

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Sure did ! After I got out of the Army , I got so plastered that I didn't even remember what day it was ! Suffered bad for that ! Quit drinking almost 20 years ago now and once in a while I'll have a beer or a glass of wine but that's it !

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a lesson learned and never forgotten....me too
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Hard way to learn them though !
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unfortunately.....there's no easy way to learn THAT lesson
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Nope , there isn't ! But we did ! The hard way !
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We're fortunate not to have had alcohol poisoning-
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I hadn't thought of that, Sincerity !
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Worst I've ever done is puke on my best friend. Also thanks to Tequila! Now I can't drink it without puking. XD

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Yuk !
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Is she still your best friend ?
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He still loves me no matter what. It was my first time getting drunk lol he was drunk too though. He didn't really care until we sobered up, and even then he knew it was an accident. ^-^
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Sorry, for the she part ! Wierd things happen when you get drunk !
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It's ok. I had a feeling most people would assume my best friend is a girl. ^-^
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I do feel bad about that ! Sorry and be safe !
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No worries Mr. John. :) He's gay so he might take it as a compliment XD You have a good day too!
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Only once.....I couldn't even walk. My boyfriend started to carry me, but his car was parked almost half a mile away. It was pitch dark, he stuffed me underneath some bushes and said, "stay there, I'll be right back" and I said, "it's not like I can go anywhere". It seemed like 2 seconds later he was back and I said, "awww, I knew you couldn't just leave me here." And he said, "I've already been and come back with the car." (I must have passed out).
Don't remember anything after that, but woke up the next morning, in my bed, still hammered, no car in the garage and had to call in drunk to work. Took me 2 days to sober up and apologize to everyone. I've never even come close to anything like that again.

So, to answer your question....I couldn't even hold on to the grass (or bushes).

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that's what im talking about
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Exactly!!!
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not exactly my shining moment....the only one who had any sympathy for me was my dad.....because he's been there.
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