Why are my fingers crooked?
They're straight, your eyes are crooked
Could be arthritis. Not real sure what you're talking about though. Have they always been that way?
Genetics, freakish accent... we should be asking you.
You ever break them?
because you crack them or pop your nucles thats y i stop
My teacher said that happens if you crack them a lot.
Genetic mutation? Don't worry. It just adds to your charm.