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How does santa get down the chimney?

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his reindeer have to push him down with their feet.

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magic powers man............................

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fact is that santa is actually slenderman

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hahahahahahahhahahhahaha
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Childhood ruined.
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yeah slendy becomes nice and gives out presents
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during christmas
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but if you sneak down stairs to see him
he eats you with his six arms
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yup. i barely escaped him lol
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.....if he doesnt have a face
then how does he eat you
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Who the rat's ass is SLENDERMAN? o_O
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google him and be amazed
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with butter

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Bear grease and coal oil.

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He just climbs in a window

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i said how does he get down the chimney
not in the window
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He's climbing through your windows he's snatching your people!
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lmao!!
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lol!!
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@chubby-he busts through the base with a sledge hammer.(magic hammer)
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ahahahahahahahah!!!
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Haha xD
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He melts then plops himself down the chimney

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Exhales

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dont you mean inhales
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You get bigger when you inhale
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no when you inhale your breathing IN NOT OUT
thats why people say deeply inhale
exhale is when the air is EXXITING OUT
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thats why people have INHALERS
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they dont have exhalers
look it up dude
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Its Christmas magic fool! (angry black guy voice)

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now bring me some kool-aid
jk im black too
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He doesn't

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Magic

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he teleports into the house...

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hmmm well he is so fat he probally just has a potion for him to go through stuff i mean a guy who weighs like 500 pounds is going to have a hard time squeezing through a tight space like a chimney

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He doesn't

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He sucks it in :)

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His reindeer use there back legs and kick him to a pulp till hes all the way down.

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your mom and dad put from santa to make you think santa is real

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naawwwww -__-
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He doesn't. He just throws presents down your chimney.

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He doesn't dare come to my house any more cause I didn't get what I wanted last year.... and I wrote and told him in a mad physco way so now the FAT ASS is afraid to come back so I really don't know how his FAT ASS gets down the chimney LOL :)

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i gave himsteriod cookies
now hes buff
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with a small...
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Dick?
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Dude it let me actually put it lmfao ! :D
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lmaooo yesss!!!!!
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MaGiC !!

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He doesn't. Your parents do.

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Hes magical!! :O

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He puts on a red scuba suit and covers himself in butter. Butter is very slippery, and the heat from the fireplace will melt the butter, allowing Santa to slip down rather easily. Getting back up the chimney is a different problem.

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easy. he takes a diet then he goes down your chimney.

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