What are some really really funny chuck Norris jokes
need some cheering up and these always make me laugh
there once was a bridge that someone named Chuck Norris DR. but everyone who crossed it suddenly died, because nobody crosses chuck norris and lives.Chuck norris once kicked the jaw of a horse, that animal is now known as a giraffeChuck Norris already went to Mars, thats why there is no sign of life
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Chuck Norris is so strong that everytime he does a push up, the Earth goes down instead of him going up. He literally pushes Earth.
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his living room. It's not actually a dead bear, it's just too afraid to move.
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.5. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.6. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.7. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.8. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.9. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.10. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually shot a bird
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
chuck norris can eat a rubics cube and poop it out solvedevery cell in chuck norris's body has its own beardchuck norris is where babies come fromwhen the incredible hulk gets angry he turns into chuck norrischuck norris carved mount rushmore by himself with his teeth. it took him 30 seconds.
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he does not get wet... the pool gets "Chucked Norrised"!
Chuck norris is the only one that can create fire by rubbing two ice cubes. Chuck norris can draw a perfect circle with a ruler.