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What's your best pick up line ?

Mine is .. Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see me in your pants

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If you were holding ten roses and looked in the mirror, you'd see eleven of the most beautiful things in the world.

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"If you were a booger, i'd pick you first"

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I was gonna say that but you beat me. I crack up every time!
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"well I'd lick you first!"
"what? that doesn't even make any sense!"
"it means id lick her first as in, i would punch her in the face!might make you look prettier."
-Jon Cozart (ExGirlfriends suck duets with myself)
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oh wow thats cheesy...

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Mine ?
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yea...just...bro...no...
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Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven

Super cheesy.. I know..

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Bleh!
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Because your face is pretty f*cked up
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ha
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'Hi'
They normally don't notice me say it, or say hi back, or say whats up.
Simple, and works well.
I need to work in my face though, I always stare at them like (O_O)'' hi.

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You know what would look good on you?....Me!

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Are you a tower? Cause Eiffel for you.

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You must be an overdue library book, cuz you got fine written all over you :)

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I have money

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are you from tennessee? cuz ur the only ten i see!

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Me:Hey boy you wanna know what my sweaters made out of? Guy; what? Me: girlfriend material jk jk

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Whats your job? Besides being sexy?

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"Excuse me, but were you talking to me?" "No?" "Well, please start."

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Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Oh, God. XD
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Are you a trumpet player? Because your making me horny! O_o
Lol, i heard my friend say that to his crush... XD

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OhMy

What's wrong?
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mm?
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Yesterday.. Or the day before... Something was wrong
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mmm, oh yeah! I was sick, Am better now though. Excited too, I finish school today, and My birthday is in 3 days, along with my party. >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
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Ah! Glad you feel better!! And two things..
1. Your birthday is the same day as the end of the world ? That's no coincidence. ;)
2. WHY WASN'T I INVITED?! :P
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You wren't invited!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?! D@ng those mailman peeps.. screwing up everything.. And yeah, lol, everyone saying "Dude, you are bad luck, your birthday is end 'O World!" I would usually say this, "Dude, i don give 'O Crap about the Mayan calendar... Screw the Mayan calendar!!"
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Lmfao!!!
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Can I come ... Lol jk
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I have already invited you two. Hmm, im stating to think the mail peeps are against me...
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"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again??" "Do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong!?" Lol....(:

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He he best ones so far ;)
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A pickup line GUARENTEED
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... My boyfriend works at a Subway owned by his mom.
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A pickup line absolutely, positively GUARANTEED to work EVERY TIME, and every time a happy ending!! A schoolmate of mine used this line successfully on several occasions. And every time a bell ringer. You may want to check with your local authorities because this may already be unlawful in some countries. Okay, here's the line: "Excuse me miss, would you please tell me the truth.....
Does this cloth smell like like chloroform to you?"
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If you were a potato, you'd be a good potato. Look, my boyfriend and I are really only dating because our friend knew we liked each other and hooked us up. Otherwise, I suck at flirting.

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