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What is the most insane question that you've ever heard on ask?

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1. I saw Jesus in my pancake. Is is a sign?
2. If salt is unholy, why do Christians use it?
3. Can a dog get me pregnant?
4. How to be a mermaid?
5. How the f*** can I teleport?
My answer for this question is constantly changing, though....that's the sad thing.

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I saw all of those Hahahaha!
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wow the questions people ask haha.
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I saw the pancake question today... It was so funny... LOL
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the one i saw should be in your list
that was pretty screwed up
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haha what was it?
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What should i do if i am being raped by a ghost or demonic spirit when i lay down to sleep? Who should i call?

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Who you gonna call. Ghost Busters!
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Hahah :D
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JB or 1D!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S JUST DUMB

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Yup
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*If i am punched in the armpit, will i go to the bathroom?*

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Hmmm, let's see." *punches armpit* "Moooom!
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Hahahahah I like that one :D
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Lol
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Oh boy, thanks a lot Dajer. Now I'm gonna go around punching all my friends in the armpits to test it. :)
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& Post in on YouTube
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"it"
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How do you open a water bottle?

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Lol
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lol It worries me >.<
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How do you open a water bottle?
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you better be kidding...
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I might be kidding lol no i am
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Haha okay good! I seriously would've done something. Haha idk. xD
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Did I get pregnant of my neighbors toilet seat.

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lOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOL
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Lol
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Wow..hahaha
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You cant "hear" a question.

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....yes you can.
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If you listen carefully....yes you can.
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I meant on ask...
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Yes, that is what I meant too.....:)
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Will I die if I eat liquid jello?

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The answer is no! (Just in case you wondered)
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Friend: *calls my phone*
Me: Hello?
Friend: Hey man its me
Me: whats up?
Friend: Nothing man can i get your number man?
Me:?? its the number you called me on dumb f***
Friend: OH YA! later man

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Lol
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True story actually
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Am I pretty? How do I post a question on here?

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Lol
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"i just pumped soap in my penis and now it burns, how do i get it out" that question scarred me for life i will carry that to my grave

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yeah
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haha
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blonde_girl_swag

Is Freddy Krueger real? -__-

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Can you eat your period??

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Lmao wtf?!
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Wow. That's just....wow.
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Lol
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hahahahahahahaha
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I think I did that once when I was young and drunk.
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Big...guy? O_o
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Is Asia in Mexico?

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LOL They're Dumb...
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I knowright!
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How do i ask a question on here? And they summit it

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"My boyfriend bit my boob, should I bite his wenis?"
"Is the world gonna end December 21?" (Asked 1,000,000 Times!)
"Favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle GO!"

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Those are stupid questions
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lol :)
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What is Swagg

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"Where does the white go after the snow melts?"

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Hahahaha :P
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"Was Elvis a singer or a burglar? I hit my head recently and can't remember everything quite right."

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boondox4l

What should i do if i am being raped by a ghost or demonic spirit when i lay down to sleep? Who should i call?

i answered it with
Who you gonna call. Ghost Busters!

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do u remember that question?
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Am I pretty?

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Does Edward goodman have a brain??

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"Is it bad to eat my period?" Ew

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Why are there clouds in the sky?

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"is eating my larva healthy?" (I just don't understand why that person produces larva?)

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Can I make a move on my teenage daughter? Now that's just wrong!

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