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What's a good funny joke for a 7 year old?

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Just say the word Poop the whole class will go nuts :'D

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Omg y'all wild
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Sometimes now for me :D When its a RARE occasion
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Silly Jokes, will be listed in the comments

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Here is the list of silly jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs
Q: Where should a 500 pound alien go?
A: On a diet
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.
Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: Write on!
Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired!
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights!
Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
A: Someday my prints will come!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
A: The wheels, because they are always tired!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!
Q: What is blue and goes ding dong?
A: An Avon lady at the North Pole!
Q: We're you long in the hospital?
A: No, I was the same size I am now!
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
A: Keep your shirt on!

Q: What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something!

Q: Why was the belt arrested?
A: Because it held up some pants!

Q: Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
A: They had just finished a March of 31 days.

Q: Which hand is it better to write with?
A: Neither, it's best to write with a pen!

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: What makes the calendar seem so popular?
A: Because it has a lot of dates!

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
A: He wanted to find Pluto!

Q: What is green and has yellow wheels?
A: Grass…..I lied about t
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where does a bee go to the bathroom? a BP station

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How do you make a hankey dance? You put a little boogie in it. :)

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You're welcome :)
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Knock knock jokes are good to keep them busy and entertained.(:
Like:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.
^_^

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Lol Thank you
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Haha no problem, good luck mate.(;
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I know this is a really cheesy joke but What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor

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What do you call a cow after she has her calf? De-Calf-einated.

What do you call a cow with only two legs? Eileen.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a bull with no legs? Nothing... he can't come anyway and you'll just make him angry.

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Lol Thank you
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Seven is a great age.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road because he didn't have the Guts

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Why couldn't Noah catch any fish while he was on the ark?
Because he only had two worms.

What did the Teddy bear say when offered dessert?
No Thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved

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