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Sure. And their drive-bys sound like this: Clippety-clop, clippety-clop, bang bang bang.

(No, there is no such thing as the "Amish mafia". If you knew anything at all about their culture and religion, you would know how ludicrous that sounds.)

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Their drive-bys aren't too stealthy, but ya can't say enough about their effectiveness.....8)
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Lol. Amish Mafia... Zombie Apocalypse... WTF next?
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Well, obviously it's flying pigs.....DUH!!! 8)
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all I can hear is Weird Al's "Amish Paradise" in my head
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Excellent song.....8)
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Well, now I just feel silly.
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does he have a brother??
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yeah....the part where you pan over stupid questions....don't go there....stay with US!!!!
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MJ......I'm not gettin involved there......zombies shmombies.....8)
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Ya gots ta get a "stupid" filter....size ASK triple wide
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Okay... I don't think I'll ever look at butter quite the same way again.
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That changed after Last Tango in Paris
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The drive-by thing? That's an oldie around here, lol!
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you still never told me if Silly has a brother???
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Omg, I JUST now got it. Durr. You wouldn't want Silly's brother... Silly doesn't "feel" like much as it is.
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not buff??
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Old. And hairy.
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lol u guys is funny
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We DO ramble on, don't we?
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MJ, call what YOU do whatever you want, BUT I Ma'am do NOT ramble......EVERY word that leaves my head is chosen with extreme care.......yeah......care.......8)
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Silly nut. You ramble with the best of us and you know it.
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I just wasn't aware it was "rambling"....I thought I was makin a difference....8)
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Reality shows aren't even real

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that is true!
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I'm so waiting for someone to blow the lid off all this "reality" ....a valid documentary for instance.
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It is all scripted.
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and so edited
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You aren't real.
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then who are YOU talking to???
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I knew there was a reason I want to convert to Amish......
I've seen the previews for that show for a while now and all I can do is laugh every time it comes on.....amish mafia.....however, they say that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people believe he doesn't exist, maybe that's how the amish mafia is as well.....

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silly rabbit....tricks are for kids (had to say it)
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MMMMMMM, tricks.....silly silly tricks......8)
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what's that supposed to mean ?? lol
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Not THOSE kinds of tricks!
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that's what I was thinking!?!?! naf, how do you keep a hat on with that warped mind??
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LMAO!! Yeah....I keep it "strapped on" pretty good......
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Yep, if it weren't strapped on, think of the stuff that would flow out of that mind!
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last thing he needs is something "strapped" on
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lol
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dustee

I asked this question two days ago.

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Well, I don't know about mafia, but there are several Amish families around here. Some commit crimes, just like in any other group. We have some serving time in the local jail right now.

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I know that this is totally unrelated to the question, but I read an answer that you have to a teacher last night who was asking how to tell kids a story about Santa...I was amazed by your answer. You truly have a heart for what you do and you're a very amazing person. Any parent blessed enough to have such a passionate, devoted and creative person such as you teaching their kids are blessed indeed, just as your kids are. You truly have a heart for what you do and I really admire that. I apologize for breaking away from the topic of this question but I had to tell you that. They need many, many more like you who truly love what they do and have such a huge impact on the young lives that they touch. It seemed as if you answered the question so effortlessly but so heartfelt and effective.
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Thank you! It seemed like she or he was stressing and I have been there! The most important thing I wanted to convey was that it is not so much what we say, but how we say it. Children will be excited if you are excited! Thank you for your kind words.
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It may have seemed like a small task for you, but I even got caught up into the moment hearing you describe it. You enjoy what you do and truly have a heart for your kids, that is very evident. That's pretty amazing Ms D
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merr is nice
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Yes, he is very nice! I never thought to call him "merr"! Cute.
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Hahaha idk if 4 guys can be called a mafia more an Amish Cr?e lol

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HA!! Is it really just supposed to be the four guys from the commercials???
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Haha I think so idk
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PoisonIvyLeo

I lived near Amish up north and my mother lives in a community near them. I've never seen or heard of such a thing. Who knows...but doubtful.

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They are all one Family you mess with one you mess with all

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no not real but they shure look entertaining

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The Amish mafia isn't organized crime but people such as Lebanon Levi do exist in the Amish community. The Amish being very religious and strict is well known. The church elders attempt to handle any disputes between members of the community by using threats of excommunication and the worries by the offenders that they will be shunned by the community. Most of the time these methods work but occasionally they dont. Thats where men who are not members of the church but live in the community come into play. Many of these non Amish men do use threats but to call them the mafia is stretching the truth to say the least.

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My family has been friends with Amish for years. I and my father dive for them almost all the time. Their always curious of what's on tv or the net. I had told them about the (Amish Mafia) and the talk spread like wild fire threw their community. And I was told their is no such thing. But they do have (English) that will take care of some problems for them . I do know when the youth are on their romspringer, that can get real wild. But they are allowed to do what they want (to get it out of their system).

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One nice thing is that you never need to worry about waking up with a horse's head in your bed. They would never ruin the family auto that way.

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Maybe all the inbreeding finally went to their heads.

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It is real. When the show starts, a lady states so.

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they are all stupid... they say they live by the bible... really? they are nothing but punk ass idiots... if the bishop was so concerned about the community why doesnt he step in??? Hmmm....why have have someone else take care of the problems??? I really think that these Amish oh and lets not forget the outside people who contribute to this violence and contol that they are offering up but yet say they are going with the bible scriptures.... lol they are all a piece of work and hypocrites period...... and I dare anyone to come after me and question me.......

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