What are funny things to say instead of bad words?
Like What the Firetruck.... Starts with F ends with UCK...
The kids I babysat for always thought "Fuddruckers" was a better swear word than restaurant name.
What the fudge?! 8)
Oh My Cupcakes
Shiz, Duck, and Shid
What the skreet shut the flip up What the funky This bull shark Oh shish-ca-bob
Ah, flying rats butts! or Shut the front door! or Timothy ate the pig!
Ho Ho hooooooooooooo
Muffinfudge I hear those sometimes
frick and fudge muffins
shut the front door
God donut. This auto cucumber is dumb.
What the fudge bucket or son if a beehive or oh poohpy!!
You dirty racklefracher!
South Park helped me with this!! Look up the song "M'kay"
My big brother pretty much says whatever he can think of to get out of swearing in front of little kidsfor example for f*** (his favorite) fffffiretruck!!!!!!! or for a** he once said asteroid
mother cracker jacks
Suck my tallywhacker(Funny word I found that means genitalia)! What the fringochinga(It's a word that my brain has time to create and replace the F-bomb in 1 second)? What the Shitaki Mushrooms(It's a food)?
I just say redorangeyellowgreenbluepurple really fast.
girl do you have a cellphone in your back pocket cuz ur ass is calling me
musical what the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa