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Does anyone know any good jokes?

blonde jokes are fine too. I won't be offended.

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There was once this boy who thought dissings blonds was funny, he grew up to be a comedian. He was very succesfull in life, whenever he had a gig he could almost guarntee that a blond would laugh. Problem was if there were no blonds in the crowd noone would laugh.

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there was a blonde that was in alot of debt so she went to the park and caught a boy for ransom. she put a note of where she wanted the money to be and told the boy to go straight home.

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Want to hear a joke about toast?

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Siri said: two iPhones walk into a bar... I forgot the rest.
Wow Siri your lame!

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Why did Taylor Swift cross the road?
To get another boyfriend:D
(Lol thought this was funny....no hate)

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yo mama was so stupid that she got stuck in a grocery store and starved to death. i hate yo mama jokes, but this is pretty decent

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Obama:)

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nice... for a troll
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Do you know how to put a twinkle in a blondes eye ? ( shine a flashlight in her ear ! )

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"As you know, the world is supposed to end on Friday. The bad news, today China said they want their money right now, Thursday at the latest." -Jay Leno

"The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet the next day the malls will be overrun with Mayans trying to buy last-minute gifts." –Jay Leno

"Christmas is on Tuesday, provided that the world doesn't end on Friday, which is the end of the Mayan calendar. Some believe there will be massive earthquakes and floods. Others think a planet will collide with the earth. I believe the end of the world will come about in a much stupider way, like Joe Biden spilling a Mountain Dew on the nuclear launch panel." -Jimmy Kimmel

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