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Why do you think the chicken crossed the road (be creative :D)

to get to the other side?...or something much deeper...

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Why can a chicken not cross the road without his motives never being questioned...

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Because a chicken crossing a road?! pretty shady if you ask me :p
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I don't know, I mean to be fair, chickens were walking around before roads were made, so aren't roads crossing paths with them?
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I suppose...still shady though...itll always give me them heeby jeebys
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I know watcha mean, I have the same feeling about roads...
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"I welcome the day when chickens can cross the road without being questioned..."

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SuperGeek64

To get on my plate :)

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cutsandscars

To steal my scissors.... That b@stard.

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It figured it had nothing to lose since the world is ending tomorrow.......

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LOL too funny
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Ahhhhh stole it!
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So that I can kill it for dinner on the other side of the road :)

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He was on a life long journey to save the earth from a great evil, which would involve nuclear robots. But that is far too long to explain. All you may know is that he saved the world and got no recognition, which he knew from the start. What a brave, brave chicken. That is why the word won't end tomorrow (today for some people). And we still will not recognize this hero. The statues were taken down when everybody's memory was erased....*drifts off*

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Now thats deep, what a heroic chicken...makes me feel sorry i had KFC for dinner XD
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Because KFC seemed fun...at first.

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It was in search of food, or perhaps the chickens was to be the meal and it was in fact fleeing for its life from a larger predator. Or maybe he's just stupid and like the one last week who thought he was faster than my truck..sadly he was not faster.

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Because he didn't want to deal with the end of the world

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To get to the house on the other side. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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cus he wanted to go to the beach and copy mr bean not cool bro not cool nobody walks on top of cars to get to the beach but him he's committing identity theft

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Sorry! I got hungry!!! So, I chased him across the road. But he got away. :(

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mplsstreetrwy

Just to show that she could do what she damn well pleased.

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because the turkey had an off day :P

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He was running from a bill collector.

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because there was a Jehovahs Witness chasing him.

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I wanted some fried chicken

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