Guys are you alive?
I think I'm dead
I'm definitely alive. No way could being dead hurt this much.
This is the worst question about this date so far. SmhEDIT: After reading the description, you remind me of the cop who ate pot brownies and called 9-11 saying he thought he had died.
No... My spine is wrapped around my neck and my eyes are in my throat...
Nope. I didn't survive the apocalypse.
nooooooo..........!!!!!!!! i m dyingggggggg!!!!!
last time i checked, i was breathing normally, well unless i died and im on the "in between" but thats nutts so i think im still here.
I think not, but alive. Has your answer
Omg we all are alive...What a joke...
I have to be alive it can't be this cold where I'm going when I'm dead
No I'm just the ghost of Christmas past.
I we were dead we wouldn't be answering it retard!!!!!
yeah i built a fort of Twinkies.......but fat ass keeps eating them lol