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When you go to the bathroom when nobody's home, do you close and lock the door?

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Yes, and I think it's wierd. As if there's some bathroom bandit that might break into my house and look at me going to the bathroom.

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Thank God my bathroom don't have any windows I would freak if it did!!! I can't stand to use a bathroom where their is a window I get all paranoid that somebody is watching me!!!
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no....lol

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close it, but we don't have a lock... why do you ask? :/

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Yeah why did you ask about this... i am starting to think that you are going to sneak into one of our houses and watch us use the toilet or use the shower secretly.......you never know
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Curious, I always do, if I hear a suspicious noise when I'm on the pot it gives me time to prepare
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lol. i guess its true. :)
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Yeah, only because its a habit

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I never close the door. It's my house.

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No because I have my own bathroom in my room. So the only time I close it is when a friend is over, and sometimes not even then.

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Yes, but then I forget to close the door while im changing

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Nope. No stage freight either.

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Yeah....my dog is real nosy......
How else do I keep the ghosts out?........
I like to trap the stench in there with me..........
Closing the door helps to create an echo of the poo plops.......

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*facepalm*
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that is just gross
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How you gonna facepalm a brother?????
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Nope, it's called Naf.
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I don't care what anyone says, this stuff is pure comedic genius!!! 8)
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HUH?! I ain't facepalming you! When you *facepalm* you palm to forehead yourself. AR DER DER!
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Foo....
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You are gonna have to explain this a little better for me........
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lmfao
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Alright, take you hand like you're waving at someone, turn it so the palm is facing you.
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hahahahahahaha..my fish is nosey but i don't lock my door:)
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Lol. My dog is awful nosey. I was trying on some clothes I ordered online yesterday, dog comes over and flings the door open. "DO YOU MIND?!" XD
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hahaha
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no respect.HONESTY!!! lol
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you need to refrain from bathroom humor. It does not become you. No, don't give me that face. I try and I try..
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also I am back to my original name. go figure.
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Plops huh? Okay, ;)
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All the plop plop without all the fizz fizz, just a splash splash......
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hahahahaha very clever Naf:)
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Nahhh I live alone , so freedom is everywhere :)

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So there ya have it! :)
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Have what ? Lol living Al-Naturalllll !
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I was just getting out of the shower the other night and my best guy friend walks in on me. I'm like uhhh... u like what you see? I was so surprised.LOL!!!!
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That ok it happened :)
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Idk. if it is, because I'm not looking for a boyfriend, and he made ape eyes at me and soaid whoa I didn't know you were so hot without clothes on, because your face sure isn't. Then he said hey I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime, and I'm like HELL No. Get a life
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He doesn't sound like much of a good friend if he makes a negative comment about your face ..
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That part was ok because my face is ugly. I have a twin you could look her up on facebook if you want. Shes not really my twin but were related and look almost exactly the same as me. I'm just taller, have bigger boobs, and I have braces. But she is 30 hot and single.
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You shouldn't say things like that about yourself .. Self esteem is what makes people attractive .. And I'm not into FaceBook at all. Was never interest in Facebook , I like my privacy ..
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please be honest with me because I truly have no idea what this is, but I was walking in wal mart the other day and I seen a box of like trojan condoms or something like that on the cereal aisle what is a condom?
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I'm sorry, I'm not sure I should be the one telling you .. You must be way underage and I'm not really comfortable having that kind of talk with you :( but I'm sure you can google it ..
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I'm not way underage if it's what I think it is that is gross in some ways but cool in others. I just thought you had to go to an adult novelty shop to get that kind of thing. Is it some thing a guy uses when he has sex with a girl so she don't get pregnant. My parents would kill me if they knew I was asking such an ungodly question.
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Yes that what it is Lol, and they sell them all over.
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Ok. Like my parents want to protect me from anything as ungodly as sex or talk about it. They are loco in the cavesa. I live with my grandparents because after that thing that happened to my moms boyfriend commiting suicide she started doing drugs
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Yes I agree, listen to there advice they just want to protect you ... No rush to get into the crazy adult world ...
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Well once you've had alittle taste of it like I've had there is no protecting me anymore. Right?
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Yes, I guess your right .. Just be careful, and protect yourself ..
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I can't call him a boyfriend, but I can't call him a friend either. He's 18 and I'm 16 he asked me to make out with him. I like him alot he funny, respectful, anyways what should I do? 2 years isn't that big a deal is it?
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I guess it's not to bad..
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you guess. It's not like I'm going to have sex with him. Even though he is like totally HOT!!!!!
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Lol yessss it's fine , you have my permission Lol. But don't have sex !!!
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And why not? Because he could go to jail? Because I'm not old enough? Because you care ( I wish)?LOL! ur acting like my dad.
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Yes, all of the above ! :) lol
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awwww. ur sweet thanx for caring and being like the dad I never had
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Thank you , my work is done here ! Lmaooo !!
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Have you heard that song I just had sex? By Akon. Well mr. dad I did the opposite of what you told me to do last night with this guy!!!!!! It wuz awsum:)
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Omy yikes, TMI don't need to know lol
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LOL!!!! I didn't think so. I do got a question will I get pregnant. My dr tld me a while ago it wld be hard for me to get pregnant so we didn't use protection.
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I'm nooooot having this conversation with you ... Lol
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LOL!!! I'm going to DIE if I get pregnant.!!!! SAVE ME PLZ.....:)
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I'm NOT pregnant thank God. I have two ways to prove it. So have a victory dance, drink a beer, smoke a joint, shout yipee, and sing me a song.
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Enjoy your victory dance lol , but Rose its not proper to have that kind of discussion with you , especially in public chat view ....
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LOL!!! MERRY Christmas Verb. Ur awesome
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Merry Xmas to you too sweety . I hope Santa brings you everything you wish :)
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Well I can't have u soooo i wont get everything i wish for :(
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:o awww :) but that does make me feel special :) but I'm sure theres a guy out there closer to your age that you'll like better .... If not, lol contact me when your of legal age !!! Lmao
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LOL!!! I will be in July. The new Texas law is 17 is an legal adult. I doubt you would find me attractive. I'm half italian and half russian
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You didn't mean it did you? sniffle sniffle. I think i might cry :(
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Nooo, don't say that . I'm half Italian half Spanish. You should stop thinking that way . Most guys and me included like woman with good positive self esteem ... So start working on it :)
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Wow. Ok!!!! New York is faraway though. How close do you live to fingerlakes? We have a church there. I have an ok self esteem I think I'm beautiful on the inside.
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Lol first I said contact me when your older .... And second, I don't line in NY anymore .. But I appreciate the offer :)
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*live
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Do you like country girls? Cuz thats wat i am. I wear square toe boots, and dresses, and i have a texas accent. LOL!!! some ppl think its HOT!!!
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Lol rose stop.... You know I'm kidding with you right ??
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wat u dnt think 2 can play at that game?
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:o ok you got it .. Lol you win
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awww u giv up to easy!!!! I just want u to kno i only think of you as a cool guy friend thats hot and nothing else. I dont expect to ever get to meet you and I don't want to do anything.... well...ummmm... i wont say but u get the pic.
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mmmm...yummy... Homemade donuts and sweet iced tea, don't you wish you could come sit by the fireside and share with me??? Play sum games? Listen to sum music, and maybe drink a few smirnoffs i luv those things. One time i drank a whole six pack in 10 minutes, i acted so dumb, but it wuz fun. Wat u doin for the holidays?
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Wow! I'm jealous O.o
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I can't even close it all the way when everyone IS home. It's like some alarm goes off and every living thing has to flock to the bathroom door and ask a question or scratch on the door with furry feet if they hear the door click shut. I just sneak in and close it most of the way. It fools the humans but still the cats all need to come in to critique...

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Lol me too....
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Yup. Most of the time, pretty much. I don't lock it though. We have these old style locks on some of our doors: http://rlv.zcache.com/hook_lock_poster-ra9c57d6c4ada49d4b424fbfe6a016603_w72_400.jpg

but it fell off, soo.... Anyways, the only doors we lock are the back porch door, the door from the laundry room to the back porch, and the front door. :o

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Yeah, that's an old school lock indeed
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Holy crap that's old fashioned, do you ever check for a hidden dungeon?
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Lol. The bathroom, the back porch, the laundry room closet, and the bathroom closet have it. Everything else either has an older version of this: http://www.vvme.com/images/lock/Lock-Deadbolt-D1_02.jpg

or this: http://lockandkeytech.com/images/Door-Chain-Lock.gif
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Nah, my basement's pretty big, but nothing special down there. There's a weird closet by my bedroom I always thought was an elevator... XD
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No secret compartments?
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There's gotta be a hidden passageway somewhere...
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Nope. Not that big either. It's a one level ranch house. Lolol. You and Naf can come over and try to find one though. :o
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I would never stop looking till I found one, if I were you...
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Haha... My aunt moved into a little apartment in this little country small town about 3 years ago before she moved into the house she's in now, and her bedroom had this little hide away passage thingy. It was so cool. My brother and my dad went in it and it was like you had to crawl through a little spot in the wall. My cousin's like, "I made mom take that room! I bet that's where they kept all the dead people!" XD
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That is so cool, I wish I had one, might just make my own...
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Have fun with that. Make sure to make it nice and creepy historic! :o
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Heck yeah
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Well of course I do because what if a criminal or a robber ( really no difference) came in opened up the bathroom and there you were just sitting on the crapper ( or in the shower) and that would put you in the situation of where you would possibly be ductaped on to the toilet..... that took a while

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When I close the main door then I don't worry to close the doors inside the house, may be toilet or bathroom. or even bedroom.

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No, no ones home, why would I need to close the door?

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Just in case someone shows up that shouldn't be there, you don't want to fight off a robber with your pants down, do ya?
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Lol cute
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Dead serious
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Trust me, if I gotta fight off a robber, it won't matter if my pants are down or not, I've got that covered.
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No, I usually use the master bathroom, and only close if people are home. Besides, my Himalayan Cat likes to watch. She has to know everything that goes on in the house lol

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lol peaches
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no why the need

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In case a burglary occurs, it'll give you a few extra seconds to prepare for it, don't want to fight a thief with your pants down
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No, door stays open and light stays off, I know where everything is located..even the soap and water. ;)

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Lol wedding cake
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You betcha girlfriend!!
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