What's the funniest thing you've heard today?
if you say the end of the world I'll k!ll you.
My pants ripping when I bent over.....
o-o...the beggining of the end?--[[I ain't even mad!
I've had a singularly un-amusing day.
... "the end of the world" ...Now, bring it on. LOL
The end of the world...
my baby cracking up when she was still half asleep but was sitting up and i threw a ball at her so she would catch it and she cracked up all loud
Lol happy face that's actually what they said
" The only head your gonna get is if you eat a gingerbread man....!!!"
This bird at a chinese zoo was put in solitary confinement away from the other talking birds, because he was telling visitors to F@#* there mothers.
someone told me to try to slam a revolving door
Nothing... I'm still upset I had to wake up...
some kid (3 or 4 looking) said that he wanted an Elipenny for christmas but his dad told him it would break the chimney
Someone said Taylor Swift can sing.... Ahaha! XD
I haven't heard it yet
The end of the world... im still alive!(:
Nothing, i find people un funny.
A duck wanting to be invited to a snail race...Lololol!
"Knock on wood! .... oh wait there's no wood in my car. If only there was a guy here!" xD
The end of the world. Come at me, bro! Lol