Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so awesome, I love you! But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, don't call again, or I'll chop off your head!
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Roses are red... Violets are red... Tulips are red... Bushes are red... Trees are red... I set your garden on fire.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sun is hot
And so am I ;)
Robert Frost, " The Road Less Traveled " I don't know it by heart. I like it alot.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
This is so cliche
I hate you
i thought i could love no other untill i met your brother
I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there's a pair of us -- don't tell!
They'd banish -- you know!
How dreary to be somebody!
How public like a frog
To tell one's name the livelong day
To an admiring bog!
- Em Dickenson
i hear the sounds of wing beats as an owl reaches its perch and through its hoots of magic it says only you can save the earth (Copy right drfisher)
A Drop in the ocean,A change in the weather,I Was thinking We could end up together.
Chuck Norris is great
Bacon is great
It is
A real poem
Because I said so
And to the good doctor, of course you do! You're a doctor!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The governments a lie
Hitler was a Jew
Roses are red
Violets are blue FALSE violets are violet dumb @$$
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I go on google
And type In yahoo
I'm done now : )
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they face each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind, the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "Hurray"
A paralyzed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.If you understand how this works, please share it. I figured it out a few years back. can you?
the roses are really blue
and the violets are so red
not sure what to do
the vodka has gone to my head
Your beauty overwhelms me
As I wrap my arms around you
I press your softness tight
Great passion fills my inner being
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it's here.
Can't find my keys, where's my shoes.
I gotta go take another pee.
telephone rings, where's my ..........
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Hail Mary full of grace
Forty chickens had a race
Four balls and take your base
Here's a pie in your face!
roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple not fricking blue
I won't!
"question"......you have that right. = )
and santa claus too
this season, let it be said
my gift to you
If all the boys lived over the sea. what a good swimmer I would be!!!
I'm trying to change but it's way to hard.
I'm trying trying to smile but my heart is apart.
I'm looking for the day when it all turns good.
But I still feel like that day is not coming soon.
I pray all day and cry all night.
While people around me are keeping the fight.
I try too escape the feelings inside.
But something's holding it by.
I fight the pain and count the years.
When I can stop crying and give some cheers.
While people are happy I will stay in the box.
While I cry and pray too God.
Lazy Nobs and Crazy Cobs are weaving webs to wind me.
I am far more sweet than other meat but still they cannot find me.
Here am I, naughty little fly,
You are fat and lazy.
You cannot catch me, though you try, in your cob webs .... crazy.
.
JRR Tolkien
This person named Boobear DEMANDED a poem
So I grabbed my bat and smacked their dome
Cracked that skull wide open, I ain't jokin
Oh yeah, set'em on fire, now they're smokin
Burned'em to an ash, then laughed
Went and took a bubble bath
Washed off Boobear's filth
Then ate some cookies with milk
Went to bed all calm and relaxed
Maybe next time a question they can ask.......
2. What happens if some one reads the first book and is like "to heck with this why am I even trying". You would have to release them at the same time if the plan is to inspire. So bottom line is you still have to wait to release it impatient guy.....
The heaven above is white and warm God is big as a swarm The way he looks is bright The bright color of white
One bright day,
In the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their knives and shot each other
The deaf policeman hearing the noise
Came and arrested the two dead boys
Now if you think this tale is tall
Ask the blind man, he saw it all.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I've got five fingers,
And the middle one's for you.
Smile big
Smile wide
Smile with strength
Smile with pride
Because when you smile...
You know what you do?
You glue a smile on the face
Of those all around you.
There was a girl from Cape Cod
Who thought babies were a work of God.
But it wasn't the almight
Who lifted her nighty.
It was Roger (the lodger) by God.
Here lies the body of Nellie McQueen,
She knew none of life's terrors.
She lived an old maid
Died an old maid
No hits, no runs, no errors.
