I had an affair with a bird from Ask and my wife found out about it. If she divorces me, who gets the dog?
My friend Yosey (that's not her real name, but she's ynp.214) suffers from AID (Avian Identity Disorder) and she and I have developed an on-line friendship. Daizy (my wife) saw a video of us dancing together and is threatening to leave me. You can see it here: http://youtu.be/gZFX-Y_enT0
But since it's already Christmas Eve in Oz, merry Christmas to all my wonderful Ask friends.