What's the best toilet paper?
The all natural leaves! ;) Just make sure it isn't poison ivy! Yikes!
Charmin, Why do you think those bears are so happy?
Charmin or Northern Ultra Soft, soft for sure.
I like the one with the bears where their arms arent long enough to wipe their @sses so they always leave bits. Whats that called.......Charmin there ya go
Be a man, use your hand... Or charmin.
A rock lol or the cost co brand
Anything soft and durable.
Angelsoft. I thought their baby was epic but then they changed it. Lame -._.-
The nearest toothbrush
Charmin ultra soft.
A newspaper or your boxer
Get a freaking bidet!