Does anyone know any.....my town is so small.....jokes ?
- Our city limits signs are both on the same post! - The City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell - The McDonalds only has one Golden Arch - The 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2 - The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions - The phone book has only one page - There's nothing doing every minute - The ZIP code was a fraction - Second Street is in the next town over - There's no place to go that you shouldn't - A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes - The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog - The New Year's baby was born in October
My town is so small, its phone book has one page
oohh..yeah..go chek out our neighbor
"My town is so small it's the size of a thimble" See, it's funny because it's so ridiculous. La de da, la de da...
I started to tell a "guy walked into a bar" joke to my friend, and he said "oh my god, that was me! "