When I was really young, I was supposed to be asleep in my room with my 2 sisters. I was being naughty, by talking in bed (we were all still in bed with the light off, and I thought i was talking really quiet). My dad came in out of nowhere, and flogged my and my younger sister. My younger sister had actually fallen asleep when I was talking to her, so She woke up really shocked and started crying. Still cracks me up.
When I was 10 me and some friends were out goofing around on Halloween night. My friend Carlos has this idea of climbing into an empty trash can and scaring the trick or treaters. Once he was inside, we all quickly put him in the middle of the street and kicked him. He started rolling down the street screaming "Aaah! Aaah! Jane stop this crazy thiiiiing!"....... Lol
one time, and this is 100% true, my family went to a hotel for a funeral, and afterwards, my mom, my brother and I went to the hotel gym and pool to check it out. when we went to the gym, my brother found a banana someone left on the treadmill. so my brother picked up the banana for some reason, and turned up the treadmill full-speed, and began to run. when he bacame tired, he tried to put his feet on the sides of the treadmill to rest, but his left foot missed, and fell flat on his face. but on the way down, the banana was still in his hand, and he slammed it on the front of the treadmill, therefore splattering banana everywhere! all over my mom and I, and even on the celing! im not kidding. 2 feet behind the treadmill was a glass window. when he fell, he was stuck between the window and the running treadmill, so he was flailing around and his face kept hitting the treadmill. my mom was freaking out and she could not stop the treadmill, so I unplugged it from the wall instead. we were all laughing so much and I will never forget it. I'll answer any questions if this story does not make sense.