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Little kids wear Batman and Superman pajamas. Batman and Superman wear Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris was an only child...eventually.

A little-known fact: Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman. He gave the baby Jesus the gift of a beard, which he liked so much he wore for the rest of his adult life. The other three wisemen, jealous that Chuck's gift far surpassed theirs, conspired to keep him out of the biblical account. Shortly thereafter they died of roundhouse-kick-to-the-face related injuries.

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The third one is hilarious.
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Awesome
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Ahaha that's great!!!
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The people who were on the titanic had land only two miles away, so close! Too bad the direction to get to that land was downwards...

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There once was a...i forget the rest

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A guy was standing in his driveway next to the street. He sees his neighbors cat has been run over in the street. He calls to his neighbor and asks if its his cat. The neighbor comes over and says "It kind of looks like my cat, but mine isn't this flat."

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What do you get when you mix a christmas tree and an Apple iPod?
pineapple!!!
what do monkeys sing at christmas time??
Jungle bells, jungle bells...

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