Funny pickup lines?
no I'm not going to use them I just wanna hear some.
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! xD
When you see a girl at McDonald's:"Come here often?"
Did you break wind cause your blowing me away
Wanna go out?
if I told you , "you have a beautiful body"......would you hold it against me? You must be tired you've been runn-n through my mind all day.
Hey Don't i Know you!!!!
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Tell a grl "You look just like my second wife." She will probably respond with "How many wives have you had." and the answer is "Only one so far."
your one in a million, so you must be mine! <3
"can you help me up? i scraped my knee falling for you""babe, you're so sweet you put hershey's out of buisness"actually,i would just sing the song Cute, by Stephen Jerzak, since both of those are in it, actually, i think i'll do that next time, watch my cover of it herehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqoFHktQMLQif you like my singing, share it with other people, getting famous would be awesome
girl you so pretty i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll! haha that was said by will smith in the fresh prince of bel air xD
Are you a drummer because you make my heart bbbbbeatdon't judge i made that up on the spot
im jelouse at the sandwich you're eating. :(
In Arkansas ( nice tooth )
Wow you would look even better if you were with me