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Funny pickup lines?

no I'm not going to use them I just wanna hear some.

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Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! xD

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XD omg
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Hilariously graphic o__o
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Hahaha ;)
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LOL home run lol
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Omg
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Har har har! xD
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Oo man :O
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Lol ;)
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does this actually work?
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Umm.. Idk..
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When you see a girl at McDonald's:
"Come here often?"

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i dont get it.
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because mcdonalds is really fat and greasy... it sounds like a pickup line but.. its not... its funny lol
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oh isee.
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Did you break wind cause your blowing me away

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Wanna go out?

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you are a very straight forward person.
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i love waffles O_O
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if I told you , "you have a beautiful body"......would you hold it against me?
You must be tired you've been runn-n through my mind all day.

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Hey Don't i Know you!!!!

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Tell a grl "You look just like my second wife." She will probably respond with "How many wives have you had." and the answer is "Only one so far."

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your one in a million, so you must be mine! <3

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"can you help me up? i scraped my knee falling for you"
"babe, you're so sweet you put hershey's out of buisness"


actually,i would just sing the song Cute, by Stephen Jerzak, since both of those are in it, actually, i think i'll do that next time, watch my cover of it here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqoFHktQMLQ

if you like my singing, share it with other people, getting famous would be awesome

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girl you so pretty i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll! haha that was said by will smith in the fresh prince of bel air xD

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Are you a drummer because you make my heart bbbbbeat

don't judge i made that up on the spot

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im jelouse at the sandwich you're eating. :(

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In Arkansas ( nice tooth )

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Wow you would look even better if you were with me

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