my least favorite is "is there a mirror in your pants? cause i can already see myself in them" i beat the cr@p out of the last guy i heard say that, its just openly disrespectful, all my favorite ones can be pulled out of this song
This is my Cover of Cute, by Stephen Jerzak, if you like my singing, like rate, comment, subscribe and share, i'm trying to get a career in music, but all the best pickup lines were actually pulled out and modified from this song by desperate guys, whereas the next time i try to pick up a girl, i'll just sing this to her.
i had a girl ask me if I wanted to see her new mouse tatoo. she dropped her pants "oops My kitty ate it. i'm married w/ kids last I need is the clap or something. She wasn't a bad look-n broad. hommie don't play