during a dream i was at a gas station when slender man was milk and doritos.. then a a worm wearing a top hat walked in a giant eagle swooped in and the the worm shot lasers at it and then slenderman and the worm grilled it on the hotdog stand and shared slenders doritos.....
These were the swiftest wolf-riders, and already the Greek television set was losing its picture frames. Not even the ravens could assemble the host as quickly as the waffle men of Gundabad, as they were worshipped Eda, a gigantic broomstick painted orange. Then, Batman emerged from the masses of fallen ice cream while the Savirs of Lukomorye quickly waddled into the mountain. There was no escape from the rocking chair now. Then I said "Oatmeal? Are you CRAZY?" The last Tzar Obereg hopped on to a wooden toaster in a fertile attempt at free dumb, but the lamps were had already flown in from the east and blocked off all paths. Then Twilight Sparkle had a mental breakdown because she didn't know what to write to Princess Celestia this Tuesday. And that's how Equestria was made. Maybe next time I can tell you how I got my cutie mark.
That flying peanut just ate my monkey, so I jumped onto my swimming pterodactyl and chased him on the ocean below, causing him to crash and upchuck my monkey which I caught and took home...and we lived happily ever after.
A highlighter that was running for president tripped and ate a doughnut. The doughnut had the wicked witch of the west stuck in it, and she has braces now. Have you seen her on facebook? I haven't heard from her in a while because she was going out with that obnoxious paper clip. The post-it notes are attacking me because I stuck a paintbrush in the wall so the building collapsed. I am a turquoise vegetarian unicorn, get over it.