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stevlich

How many hearts are you going to break this weekend?

We guys can only be in one place at a time and the ladies get short shrifted because of it.

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I am not breaking any. And I somehow doubt you are going to either.

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That made me laugh:)
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stevlich
So what...It's all been there done that whether you broke hearts or not.
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This is a guy who has probably only broke a girl's heart in a video game. -.-

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And I didn't feel a thing,
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Yeah, probably because they're not even real.
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Dalton63842

Staying home with friends and playing monopoly while getting blitzed on Belvedere.

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Dalton cant we fix this? Just talk to me please. I miss you.
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stevlich
Hey...Mr.Moneybags will jack you off.
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What the heck? NONE. Why would I want to break hearts? I do my best to mend them.

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I do my best to mend fences.
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Depends what your plans are. If you dont want to break hearts dont be a d!ck and make plans with a bunch of different girls then ditch out.

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Absolutely none! I don't play games like that.

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Probably not as many as you.

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1,629,901,738,174,283,201... To be exact.

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That's more than 1.629 quintillion. I'm impressed.
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Minji

For some strange reason I don't think you've ever broken a girls heart...

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I'll tell you why. Because I haven't tried to. Too much work involved.
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Many hearts except your's.

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None. I'm a nice girl. :)

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None if I see a broken heart I am going to do my best to fix it !

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Are you a cardiac surgeon?
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Um, none?? :O

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