What are some good jokes to tell to a girl you like?
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Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them ? lol
you :"wanna hear a clean joke?"her: "Sure"you: "Mike took a bath with bubbles"you: "now wanna hear a dirty joke?"her: "okay"you: "Bubbles is a man"
Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here. I hope you know CPR because you toke my breath away. If you were on the McDonalds menu you would be called the McGorgeous
Jokes are for buddies. Talk about loving things
You look just like my second wife. And she wll ask how many times have you been married and the answer is just once so far. Babe
Here's a good joke: Justin Bieber. But if she's anywhere between 14-17, chances are that she won't like you for mocking him. I mean her.
did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, cause you look like an angel.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! ;)
You fell from the sky then from a tree last but not least in love with me.
Do you like sugar cause you are sugar sweet