What is the funniest thing someone has ever said to you!?
Once I was in a que for a movie ticket. One of my old friend came and exclaimed Oh! What are you doing here. I said coolly I am waiting for my flight to Singapore.
..."he bought a cookie"...the sad part is....I'm not kidding
For the love of god how long has that family of rats been living in your back fat. Or. Does it hurt your back to kiss your own ass.
oh yeah that one time someone asked me whats the funniest thing anyone has asked me