The almighty FSM, he is my lord and master. He feeds me when I'm hungry and gives me bubbly brew when I'm thirsty. I love it when I get a Dab of his sauce on my whit shirt so I can show the world of my faith in his noodliness.
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Last edited at 12:47PM on 12/29/2012
When Moses led the Israelites through the wilderness the Bible reported that they were sustained by manna falling from Heaven.
It was NOT manna. The translators of the OT got that wrong. It was PASTA. They dined on spaghetti and wined on Chianti. The Flying Spaghetti Monster went before them and led them into a land flowing with wine and pasta.
Although, as Golda Meira commented thousands of years later, they ended up in the only part of the Middle East that has no oil.