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I do, but I am curious who else does. :)

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I believe in the holy trinity: Bastet the cat goddess, Cthulhu the lord of freedom and the ocean, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the creator of the universe.

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So the Flying Spaghetti Monster has returned again!
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His noodly goodness never goes away!
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The great and mighty FSM never left.
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Oh bless-ed be thy sauce
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Amen my fellow FSM believer.
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Fellow satan member ?
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No, the FSM has nothing to do with Satan.
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Deb thinks there are people out there who are........"Satan Members"..... <chuckle>
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((chuckle chuckle chuckle back attcha Nov))......Does Satan have a member???
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According to Louis CK, YES!
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Oh REALLY? Does he make a good point?
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He makes a hilarious point!
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I must look for it.....
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Watch his stand up. My brother loves his show, but I'm not impressed.
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I do!! :)

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I'm a very strong believer.

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No problem :)
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I do.

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i do!

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I am glad that you are a believer because some people are stupid not believing. I believe in both Jesus and God.

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I agree that some people just won't admit it. :)
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i do! :)

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welcome(:
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Me

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I Do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(;

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No prob.(:
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Not me. I have enough sense not to.

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Hells waiting for you
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Then let it wait.
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Well said, Passage.
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PassageOne Alias SilienttNinja ; You have no sense,
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Aha! You're silentninja!
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Deb : compared to someone who worships a sky fairy?
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Deb, I have more sense than you do
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Then why are you pretending to be PassageOne; SilentNinja ? and how many other Alias do you have,thats petty sad when you need to invent someone to agree with you,lol
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What are you talking about? I have this account as a backup account. The mods started bullying me and removing even the most appropriate things I said. That's why I have this account. I don't need to invent someone to agree with me. That's your place, not mine.
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me:)

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I certainly do - He's my Father in Heaven, and I love Him!

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I don't know what on earth you're talking about Fred. Don't like the sound of it though. Sounds extremely angry to me. Is that true?
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Well if god is your father and in heaven he had to have nailed your mom other wise you wouldnt be here. No Im not angry but do you know the story of heaven and hell or have you actually read the bible god is not a good guy according to the bible he killed billions, hates you if you disobay him even though he is all knowing and know that you wiil, he sent his son to earth to be killed for sins that humanity commited though he is all powerful and could have stop the sins from happening. Where as the Devil gets a bad rap even though he only was responsible for about 5 or so deaths in the entire bible. But i dont imagine that you know the story of the devil. He was he was gods #1 angle literally the top guy outside of god. Then god started to be a huge a-hole because thats what power does to people so the devil was like stop being so mean and god didnt like that and they kept arguing untill the rest of the angles took sides and there was a war which the devil lost and because he lost and god didnt want any more trouble he cast the devil out of heaven never to return.
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Always have and always will :)

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Count me out......but, that doesn't make me a bad person.

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Certainly doesn't. It makes you a bad person when you tell a person who doesn't believe that they will be t0rtured for all eternity. Now, THAT is a horrible person.
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Thanks! And of course, everyone has the right to believe what they want.
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Agreed, Passage. That is a person that needs a hard slap! :O
You're welcome, idea.
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I do with all my heart!

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I believe in God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, heaven, and everything the Bible says

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Everything the bible says? Careful what you say.
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I believe in God,Jesus,Holy Spirit are One,Yes Alpha and Omega,His Word as the instruction Book on Life and how to Live,start a Company and run it,even how to fight a war and win,even how to bake a loaf of bread the right way,everything a person needs to know to live and live His way abundant.Amen
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aww that's so nice :)
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sharkdart is right the bible has some really messed up stuff in it. you should try and actually reading it sometime.
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I don't - god " the bible " all crap
Science is the real truth -

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I believe in neither Jesus nor God. You know exactly how I feel. You don't believe in countless other Gods, such as Anu, Baal, Ceres, Dionysis (a personal fave), Eos, FSM, Gaia, Helios, Isis, Jupiter, Krishna, Lud, Mungo, Ngai (look into that one, he's just like your YHWH), Odin, Pan, Quetzalcoatl (only one Q I'm aware of), good ol' Ra, Shiva, Thor, Utu, Vishnu, Were, Xi Wang-Mu, Yama, aaaaaand the ever popular......Zeus!!

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No problem. You look like a friend of mine.
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Thanks! ;)
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Don't forget Cthulhu!
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i won't!
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Margaret Thatcher's boyfriend?
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No. Cthulhu is the High Priest of a species of cosmic entities that came to the earth in the ancient past and built a great city called R'lyeh, which now lies beneath the ocean. This is all from a short story written by H.P. Lovecraft.
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I love this. Pascal's Wager: Therefore, in order to minimize your pain, the only rational thing for you to do is to worship Cthulhu through self-flagellation and ritual sacrifice. It's all spelled out. I'm shocked there aren't more simple-minded Christians understanding this, Gotta avoid that infinite pain if he exists and you choose not to worship him.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cthulhu
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Exactly. You understand the "logic" perfectly.
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Nice list, I love the alphabetical part of it. Gods from A to Z. Lol
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Anyone know why Dionysis is a personal favorite?
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My bloody mary says hello......
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Just ale for me tonight. Heck, that's most nights.
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I am making cinnamon rolls, then I am going to have them together........
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Celery and cinnamon rolls, eh? I don't know if those go together so well. Kinda like nuts and gum.
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I think Dionysis would like it, don't you?
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Oh there is no garden in my bloody mary....it takes up space......
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But where will you get your veggies? Do eagles eat veggies?
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I had a baked potato for breakfast.....plus bloody mary mix is tomato based
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Eagles like veggies.......along with their juicy meat......
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....non-vegan carnivore....
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tee hee hee.........yes I am. I had leftover prime rib & lobster for breakfast along with the potato, then for lunch I had a pastrami sandwich.....yum yum yum
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I miss pastrami.....(drool)
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Dionysus was a savior god the roman version if Baccus and is nearly identical to Jesus.
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Nov...there is half of one in the fridge...you want it?
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A few "Q" gods for you on your next a-z list
Quetzalcoatl
Quirinus
Quaoar
Quamta
Qormusta
Qaynan
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Sure! That sandwich is only....what? 960 miles away?
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I will email it to you......
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No, I'll have more salad.....Salad? Ha!
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It is on its way.......
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I am not Christian but I do believe in a god. My god is all faiths. My god does not discriminate between religions. I do not push my view on others and damn those who do not believe the way that I do.

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Do you like science?
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Yes, why do you ask?
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I dunno. Maybe cuz with adequate science, religion is unnecessary.
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Yeah I believe in myself...

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Lol. Someones feeling a bit big headed today huh?
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Yup!... And I'm hating myself for it...
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I do

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I do! I do! I do! That's why I love Christmas so much and go to Seattle Christian

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Isn't Seattle the birthplace of the AntiChrist?
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Ummm NO! And where did you here that?
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I think I read it on a Starbuck's cup...
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Well that's a good reason to believe that b cuz it's on a cup! No offense. But I probably did..........
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But I don't really want to talk to u b cuz u said all that junk about not believing in Jesus or God
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Ikr? Gotta keep away from them icky atheists!!
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Ummmmmm
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JamesKaeberle

I not only believe in God he's my Heavenly Father and i know Him and His Son and The Holy Spirit which leads me into all truths of His Word ( The Bible.)

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You go, James! He is good!
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Yes I believe in god my heavenly father

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Me!!! With all my heart.

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Sorta.

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I believe in the almighty FSM, may he touch you with his noodley appendages.

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What an annoying question. It always brings out the zealots.

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Not quite sure we will never know till we die so ill just concentrate on enjoying life for now.

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interesting. ;) thanks
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Jack_Frost

I do :)

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Ummmm, let's see... NOPE

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that's fine im not trying to push religion down peoples' throats. :)
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I know :3
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 FurryCritterFan1

I know he is real.

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yeah my mom has a personal experience when she felt God holding her hand in the hospital when she almost died
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wow. that is a major one. Probably more than my experience even though I was actually dead. I suffocated on a quarter when I was 2 years old. I died in my mom's arms, and then after a few minutes of being dead, the quarter just popped out of my mouth and I came back to life without any internal damage or brain damage.
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wow that's incredible. Sorry that happened to you! It's good that you're ok now.
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I know right.
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