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How do they get the fortunes in the fortune cookie?

I think I've heard that they cook it half way? Or witchcraft? I don't know.

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KittySusca

There are teeny tiny people with teeny tiny tweezers who wear special cookie-resistant suits.It is their dangerous job to crawl inside the hot cookies while they are still pliant,and adjust the little pieces of paper with the little tweezers to just the right spot.It is a highly risky job and the pay is very high.The training center is in Switzerland and you have to know somebody to get in.

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I heard at the training center in Switzerland,you spend weeks climbing in and out of fake foam cookies while they grade you on your flexibility and agile qualities.People have been known to crack from the pressure after just 10 days of the intensive program.It's not a job I would recommend.
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HA! How creative you are!!! I hope you have considered writing a book!!!!!
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I am too tall anyways but thanks for the info :)
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:) made me laugh, you're creative KittySusca!
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At the end of the training,the final test is so greuling that your parents faint when they try to watch.You must crawl into a fortune cookie that is shaking so intensely,it has a G-force equivalent to a skydive.Not pretty stuff.(It could be worse.YOu could have to live with me and my sense of humor.:) )
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You should write a book. i will buy it.
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I bet there is never a dull moment! lol
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Im actually a cartoonist.
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Oh that makes complete sense...
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh now it makes sense!!!!! hahahaha
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KittySusca
Yes,that's how I see everything.I once waited up all night to try and catch the little guy that turns the light on and off in the refrigerator..
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.......at least you know he wasn't hungry in there!
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He turned out to be a real malcontented little person in a khaki jumpsuit with his name "Al" written on it in script thread.He had a lot of complaints.How cold it was in there,how nobody ever said thankyou.I talked to him for awhile until I found out what agency was responsible for his placement in my particular refrigerator.The next day I called up and had him replaced with a snappy little chick in a ski suit that is really happy with her job.I dont know what became of "Al".
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Ha!!!!!! LOL
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Wow, I really was a fortune cookie paper placer there for a minute......
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hahahahaha
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KittySusca
I wanted to be one,but my mother said no.She said the same thing about Clown COllege.
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10 ton presses

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One ton presses, Won Ton, get it.....Hahahahaha.
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funny
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One -foot Hung-low puts them in !
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hong chow.....Chinese constipation
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LoL !!!!
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Inserted after baking. I think they'd be all greasy and brown otherwise.

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Did they start making them out of toilet paper ?
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lol! I wouldn't doubt that the Chinese are frugal ...... MrJohnWayne, I hope you have a very happy New Year and I hope Your Christmas was enjoyable!!
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Christmas was great and Happy New Years to you ! Stay safe !
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I have no idea!but the witchcraft thing sounds legit

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They make the dough when its flat and put the a random paper in the dough and twist it, how it is? No witchcraft!

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Why do you think the ends of a fortune cookie are open. ;)

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The cookies are baked as flat circles. After they are removed from the oven, slips of paper are folded inside while the cookies are still warm and flexible. As the fortune cookies cool, they harden into shape. Here is a link about fortune cookies:

http://www.loc.gov/rr/scitech/mysteries/fortunecookie.html

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That makes sense! Thanks!
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Ever get one that worked ? Kind of like Horoscopes ! Never right . Guess we kinda ticked that girl off about Bella what's her name ! Funny !
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Yea, I know we did. lol But the more important question is "does she think we cared"? And, as far as the fortune cookies go, when I open one, I make my fortune up! ha!!
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She's still jabbing at me . Like you said : Who really cares ?
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Who's on the right path ?
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I saw those jabs. That happened on another question one day last week. There was like 47 comments, and nobody would agree with the guy. He kept writing and writing and everybody just ignored him.
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The "cookies" have the slip of paper in them when baked. Since they do not require high temps or long baking times the paper is not damaged. Recently I read they are now using "consumable' ink. Whereas the ink previously used was regular printer's ink.

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They need to print the fortunes on edible paper too! Then we could eat the fortune and it will really come true! ;)
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Great idea. The paper could be of many flavors.
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I don't know but I remember I got a fortune out of a cookie without breaking the cookie with a fork

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sometimes they put the fortunes in badly and they stick out so they're easy to grab without breaking the fortune cookie, that happens every time I get a fortune cookie.
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Fortune Cookies do not go hard until they fully cool, the paper is put in right after it is taken out of the oven. Fun Fact: Sometimes, you will get a fortune cookie that says "Help! I am a slave in a cookie factory!", this is mostly a joke... mostly.

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The fortune cookie is considered Chinese food but fortune cookies actually originated in America. The fortunes are sort of like "reading palms." Some people really do it for a living and take it seriously while others just randomly do it, u know? It could be one or the other, or both. ;)

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The squirrel people fold them in when they are making the cookies

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When the cookie is baking they put a random piece of paper in it

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