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Soccerismylife14

Why am I staying up seriously late on Ask.com?

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Because you've been cursed with eternal curiosity.

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This answer summarizes everything that has been formulated into the irrational issues of Ask.Com. This answer is one of the best answers ever. It is short, of simplicity and bustling with the meaning that is Ask.com's nature.
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You haven't been here all that long, how do u know?
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I'm guessing you are elderly, robertdeekrick^.
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Woopy. People like my answer.
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It is nice tho
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How are you people not amazed by the brilliance it outshines in its short answer. It is brief, yet, the masterful presence of humor and sarcasm is an incredible compound, building the foundation of humor and essence in the praise of the website. It slowly subsides at the climax of the word "eternal", which is nothing short or artistic.
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Are you cleverbot?
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Why are you praising me so much? I didn't even think when I wrote it.
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Yeah I didnt think it was all that great
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*jealous*
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Wow Rex. No need to be saying that.
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Never mind. It's okay to be jealous.
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Soccerismylife14
GET A LIFE GUYS.... Jeez
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Now there ain't nothing wrong with complimenting my work. Take your judgement somewhere else meany pants.
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They might as well be with the attitude you're giving. I don't think I like your tone mister. Now I think it's best if you took a fish and slapped yourself in the face with it.
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Soccerismylife14, your trolling aura and inability to infuriate is a common procedure in the day of the Internet. Here is my first tip. Do not bother to troll on Ask.com. I used to be a troll here - very classy, have a look at my profile. Unfortunately, as tempting as the questions seem, it is not as well as you might plan.
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i can't leave :-
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Who cares if I troll Robert?
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* who cares if I troll, Robert?
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Nobody. And if nobody cares, that is the worst thing that can happen to a troll. Do you know a troll's motive, friend? To infuriate, to lie and to create wars unimaginable in the websites. And if nobody even gives the slightest of a care, a troll cannot possibly continue his or her work. I suggest you find a website where people are easily infuriated, and easily provoked into spouting a long string of vulgarities. But it is not here.
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You tell him RobertDeekrick. Nobody insults my comment and gets away with it.
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Soccerismylife14
I'm a girl
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Shockingly
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Well that was a twist. Up until now, I've never seen a girl attempt to troll before. That's a first on my list.
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I'm unique! :) haha, I will try to stop trolling... It's just so hard! Idk how u stopped!
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Wait.... "Attempt?"
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Oops, sorry.
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boondox4l

askaholicism
i have it to
we need a rehab for this but i aint going to goto rehab
cause i aint a QUITER

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Lol
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Haha
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3 days later Boondox4l died of sleep exhaustion from being to addicted to ask.com
he was know as the best fan of boondox and died with a hatchet in hand
RIP Boondox4l
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boondox4l
9/21/1996-1/2/2013
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No, boondocks died of becoming blind because of staring at the screen so long, then he drive his car to the hospital, crashed into an empty RV and died an extremely painful death..... Tee hee;)
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.... And btw, it's 2012
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The website emits nicotine from the screen. I discovered this some time ago.

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Because its an addiction.. pretty much seeing if people would root for your opinion ;P

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Compared to an owl you...... Oh never mind...

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I was... Busy...
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That's... Just... grrrooooosss!
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What?... I was watching something weird I found on tv...
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What exactly do you think I was doing?.......
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Rubbing... Something....
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Oh..... My teeth right?...
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My dog?... My hands?... My floor?... My face?... My eyes?...
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You?...
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Omg sorry, it wouldn't let me reply last night, apparently I had commented too much and it said I had to wait 3 hours to comment again, wtf?
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Gee... You woke up early...
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I didn't sleep at all last night...cause I was here
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Wbu?
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I got to sleep at 4... An just woke up...
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Oh I am so f&cking tired but I don't care.... I just now go t ur owl joke at the top:) lol
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I need to pee really bad but I don't feel like getting outta bed... Tmi?...
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Wow. Just read your profile... Just... Wow.
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8)...
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2 comments removed... Guess the word "pee" isn't allowed....
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Haha ya, that happened to me one time too
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You think if we knew the solution any of us would be on here right now? *laughs nervously*

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Haha
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3 answers. 1 you have a lot of questions , 2 you answer people questions or 3 you like watching people ask and there questions being answer.

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Are u talking about ME in general, or everyone on ask.com?
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I don't really know.
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What time is it? It's 2:20am at my place

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You are in mountain time then
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Yeah colorado
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It was 4 in the mornin when u asked that question, but I couldn't answer cause I hade gone over my comments and it said I had to wait three hours to comment again but by that time I had already fallen asleep
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Possibly because you have no life. Although, I should look in the mirror.

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No, I have a life, you are the one with half of your shirt off< ( profile pic)
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I don't know how that relates to anything, however, if you had a life you wouldn't focus on criticizing someone you don't know.
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It relates cause u had the balls to put a pic of u on the internet with half ur shirt off...NO LIFE
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zozorocks

Um it's addicting

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