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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

A new riddle.

When set loose
I fly away
Never so cursed
As I go astray.

What am i?

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Answer 1

slimyweasles: 5 months ago

Oh, how crude. A fart.

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

Yes,no doubt you have heard it before. I wasn't game to use the "Fart" word as some lame person might report the riddle as offensive. Well done. ( Happy 2013).

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slimyweasles: 5 months ago

I wouldn't worry about people flagging your riddle when some of the stuff that goes unflagged revolves around very adult situations. You're fine.

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RexViatores: 5 months ago

The word fart is offensive now?

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KimSnow: 5 months ago via Android

ur rite!!!

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TooHot4You: 5 months ago

I guess it is offensive

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slimyweasles: 5 months ago

Not really offensive (when someone says offensive, I think of racial slurs and what not), but it is rather crude, in a toilet joke type way. The kind 4th grade boys like.

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koichan: 5 months ago

You got that right, slimy!

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

Memo to slimy weasels: see what I mean, there are some seriously petty people out there. These people are trolls just trying to do anything to upset people & flag them & then you get mindless, stupid questions like, Do you think I am pretty?& I am hungry what should I eat? & no one flags them. Be very careful of these people. Ask.com is a great app but there are a lot of people out there who I think are just bored & the loud minority ruin it for the majority. I hope one of the Ask employees reads this.

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slimyweasles: 5 months ago

Good point. I laughed when I read "I'm hungry what should I eat?" because it's such a stupid question but you see so much of that. It doesn't get flagged because it's not inappropriate, it's just stupid. Sadly, stupidity isn't punishible by almost anyone's law.

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koichan: 5 months ago

Who are you talking about as being "petty", little? Religious folk?

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slimyweasles: 5 months ago

I don't think Little was referring to religious folk; the Little Drummer Boy is a religious story, after all.

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

Oh, you are so witty. I am definitely going to follow you, if you don't mind.

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

How did religion come into this?

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koichan: 5 months ago

I asked you a question, and suggested an answer.

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slimyweasles: 5 months ago

Thank you, Little, for calling me witty. I consider that a great compliment. :)

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

Why are you calling me Little? & how did religion come into this. I did not ask you a question, it is a open question to all people in the community.

Stuart,Sydney,Australia

Ps; My name is Stuart.

Stuart,

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slimyweasles: 5 months ago

Sorry, I'm tired. I was calling you little because of your username (littledrummerboy). Nice to meet you, Stuart.

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

slimyweasle.
No not you, I was asking Kochan.

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koichan: 5 months ago

I did not call you little. "I asked you a question, and suggested an answer." but you haven't answered me yet.

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XxNoofyxX: 5 months ago via Android

how is a fart offensive???

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Answer 2

ProdigyScar: 5 months ago via iPhone

A balloon?

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

No, the answer is flatulence or a F**rt!!

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TooHot4You: 5 months ago

A bird?!

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

No, the answer is flatulence or a Fa**t!

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TooHot4You: 5 months ago

Ohh lol

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

A bit cheeky?

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Jesse5426: 5 months ago via iPhone

Butterfly?

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

No, the answer is flatulence or a F**t!!

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mritz65: 5 months ago via iPhone

I'm too late. A thought

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

No, the answer is flatulence or a F**t.

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sapanmahala: 5 months ago

A fart....

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

Yes, I wasn't game to use the F**t word. Some people are offended, although the word is used every day by many people.

Thanks for participating. Happy 2013

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sapanmahala: 5 months ago

Same to you

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beckthorp: 5 months ago via iPhone

Smoke

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littledrummerboyoz: 5 months ago via iPhone

Well from the other end. The answer is a F**t or flatulence.

A bit cheeky.

Thanks for participating.

Stuart,Australia

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