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Whats the funniest thing you've ever seen or heard?

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Probably when Mushu (in Mulan) gets hit by the gong. I die every time.

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i just saw that movie last night xD
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God there's so many funny parts but that one kills me
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xD
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Mabye Santa well bring you Presents

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My life is boring. Tell me your story.

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I was sitting with my crush one say, and i forgot what we were talking about, but he ended up asking me, "Do you wanna hear the best advice i ever got?" I said yes, then he got into this story on how he asked his friend how to tell a girl that he likes her. He told me that his friend said to compliment her on her b00bs and that all girls like to be complimented about there b00bs. so then he put his hand on my leg and said "So Meghan...Your b00bs look fantastic...
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What happened? ;)

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Look at the comment i did up there ^^^
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I can't choose, forgive me.. but I'd love to hear your's, would certainly brighten my mornin', especially after seeing so many JB or 1D Q's... :)

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I was sitting with my crush one day, and i forgot what we were talking about, but he ended up asking me, "Do you wanna hear the best advice i ever got?" So, i said yes, then he got into this story on how he asked his friend how to tell a girl he likes her, and that his friend said to compliment her on her b00bs, and that all girls like to be complimented on there b00bs. So then, he put his hand on my leg and said "So Meghan, Your b00bs look fantastic"
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-What happened? :)

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Look at the comment i did up there ^^^
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Sorry but nothing funny has happened in my life for awhile. But I wanna here your story ! :)

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Look at the comment i did on Cloudvii's answer ^^^
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My dad says (in a professional tone) I believe that the floor is for your feet.

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I have a sick sense of humor, but the funniest thing I ever saw was when my roommate was laying on the floor playing with her new baby niece. She had the baby raised up over her, and the baby threw up... straight into my roommate's open mouth. I laughed so hard I had the hiccups for days. Soooo.... what happened?

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I was sitting with my crush one day, and i forgot what we were talking about but, he ended up asking me, "Do you wanna hear the best advice i ever got? So, I said yes, then he got into this story on how he asked his friend how to tell a girl he likes her, and his friend said to compliment her on her b00bs, and that all girls like to be complimented on their b00bs...so then, he put his hand on my leg and said, "So Meghan...your b00bs look fantastic"
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Omgosh... too funny. On a similar note, my left one is now considerably larger than my right since I got slammed by a 300 pound calf working this afternoon. it's the color of an eggplant and it hurts like the blue blazes!
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ok then
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Probably when I was a baby. It cracks me up talking about it. My family and I went to a restaurant in Florida and after dinner, after we got our check and were just talking, I pulled the fire alarm and they evacuated the whole building. Since we had already gotten our check and payed we were good to leave, and we jumped in the car and ran off and passed 5 firetrucks and police on the way out.

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my cousin (20ish years at the time; she was NOT a little kid who you know cant figure a lot of stuff out) was in the bathroom for a long time. her mom came to check on her, and she says "I can't figure out how to turn off the light."... turns out there's a skylight in the bathroom XD

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look up there, i commented on hers ^^^

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yup, saw it XD how nice of him to say that... XD
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lol
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When I was very small, my parents had taken me to church, and during a very long prayer service, everyones heads were bowed, and somehow I snuck off of the pew where my parents were, and just as the Pastor was saying amen, the church all raised their heads to seeing me, at the alter, with my pants down, peeing.

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My picture of a boy in a dress.

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My son changed 30 or so of my daughters phone contacts to Darthvador and told them to text her saying they were her father she still hasn't figured out who they all are to change them back! Hahaha

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dis iz hilarious!
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