1 year ago
Last edited at 4:10PM on 12/30/2012
Hi. I would wait 24 hours until UPS delivered the package I was waiting for sent "Next Day Air." When the plane touched down and delivered my package on time, I would hitch a ride on the plane back to my lovely house in the states. Along the way, I would stop by and see Tom Hanks, his wife, and Wilson.
First comes first; the most essential thing you need is a captured dolphin. Name the dolphin Flipper. This is not a negotiation, all dolphins are named Flipper. Train Flipper in the arts of Guerrilla Warfare and he will learn how to swim at speeds of up to 70 mph by himself, as he will use his newly founded Guerrilla tactics to evade more swiftly. Once Flipper has endured several intense grueling months of training, you must strap yourself to his back and use vines you will find from the islands as reins to control Flipper. Guide him and yourself back to main land.