What is the Chesseiest pick up line you can think of
"I'd rate you a 9, and I'm the 1 you need"
is there a mirror in your pants cuz i can see myself in them. UGH!! :P
hey baby, wanna get freaky? lmao
Walking up to a random girl and saying "Dang! You looking fine!"
Can you buy me a drink?
You come here often. XD it never works
Guy:"Did it hurt when you fell?"Lady:"Huh?"Guy:"When you fell from heaven."
Ayee boo lemme get your digits. Lmao some guy said that to me ^.^
Just look at any of the pick-up lines (including the ever popular silent pick-up of staring at a girl) from Twilight. It's full of awkward, stupid pick up lines that would send most people running from the creeper who used them in the real world.
wait what did you just fall from heaven ? lol or let me park my limovin in ur garage
lets have sex! that one always gets you a slap or a kick in the cheeseballs
Are you a man or a woman, that'd be the worst by far.
if i was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds
You are the Ho to my HO HO HO.
Me: Nice shirt. Was it on sale?Her: Yes, it was 40% off.Me: Let's see if we can swing by my place and get it 100% off.
If you were a booger, I would pick you!
Are you a car ticket, coz girl, you have fiiiiine written all over you-_- lamo!
Nice legs, when do they open?
Can I borrow a quarter?.....mama told me to call home when I fell in love.
Are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten I see
You're hot, I'm ugly, lets make average babies.lolXD
She must have a mirror in her pocket cause I can see myself in her pants !
the best one ever used on me. "how about we go get some pizza then Fu@k. oh, you don't like pizza?"
Say"DAAAAMN ALL THAT JELLY AND NO TOAST!
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Hey wanna go back to my place my parents are out of town
Did u wash ur pants in bleach? Cuz i can see myself in them