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legoninja11

What is the Chesseiest pick up line you can think of

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"I'd rate you a 9, and I'm the 1 you need"

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wow lmao
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Haha
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Lol!
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is there a mirror in your pants cuz i can see myself in them. UGH!! :P

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hey baby, wanna get freaky? lmao

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No farmer john Have some respect
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My friend used that, I think it actually worked.
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lmao
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Jirea: I think that line was crossed a looooong time ago lol
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ikr lmao
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Walking up to a random girl and saying "Dang! You looking fine!"

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Lol
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Can you buy me a drink?

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You come here often. XD it never works

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Waah? Really?
I'd be ready to jump straight in the sack if you said that.
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lmao!
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Guy:"Did it hurt when you fell?"
Lady:"Huh?"
Guy:"When you fell from heaven."

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Ayee boo lemme get your digits. Lmao some guy said that to me ^.^

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Clown.
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Just look at any of the pick-up lines (including the ever popular silent pick-up of staring at a girl) from Twilight. It's full of awkward, stupid pick up lines that would send most people running from the creeper who used them in the real world.

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wait what did you just fall from heaven ? lol or let me park my limovin in ur garage

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lets have sex! that one always gets you a slap or a kick in the cheeseballs

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ChernobylZero

Are you a man or a woman, that'd be the worst by far.

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Yes, I would definately agree that is a pick up line.

Maybe if you are trying to pick up a slap.
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if i was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds

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Okay. You win. That's >.< !
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You are the Ho to my HO HO HO.

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bad santa!!!!!!! you probably have 1 million ho*s lol
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I have all of the HOs! HO HO HO!
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lol
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Me: Nice shirt. Was it on sale?
Her: Yes, it was 40% off.
Me: Let's see if we can swing by my place and get it 100% off.

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Lol, I've never heard that one. Funny!
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Hahah funny
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If you were a booger, I would pick you!

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1st grader.....???
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Now that one's funny!
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Are you a car ticket, coz girl, you have fiiiiine written all over you

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lamo!

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BoxingTally

Nice legs, when do they open?

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lmao
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Can I borrow a quarter?.....mama told me to call home when I fell in love.

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Naww haha!
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Is it cheesy because it never worked???
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Are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten I see

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You're hot, I'm ugly, lets make average babies.lolXD

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She must have a mirror in her pocket cause I can see myself in her pants !

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the best one ever used on me.

"how about we go get some pizza then Fu@k. oh, you don't like pizza?"

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Say"DAAAAMN ALL THAT JELLY AND NO TOAST!

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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I like your profile pic. Kawaii:)
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Hey wanna go back to my place my parents are out of town

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Did u wash ur pants in bleach? Cuz i can see myself in them

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