Made 24 lactose brownies saying they were hash brownies, sold them at school saying its the best s#!T they will ever have, (literally) lol that day 21 people $#!T them selves during school and I almost got a criminal record but I had my laughs
have an acquaintance who is deathly scared of any type of snake. I owned a Chevy van and put a rubber snake up under the dashboard on the passenger side. had the head of the snake hanging down just enough so it could be seen if bend over. asked the acquaintance to retrieve a piece of paper off the floor for me and when he bent over he saw that snake head and damn near ripped through the door in the back of the van. he was hollering like a little girl.
I told my brother to put his fingers into the side w/ the hinges of a door; I wasn't going to clamp his fingers! I went to the other side and put an egg between his fingers and walked away; he couldn't go anywhere unless he dropped the egg. :3