Could I hire someone to hold my food for me?
Is it legal?
its illegal to have butlers dont do it I'm serious don't do itill call 911 on youI'm watching you -.-
If you could find someone, I suppose so. But why would you?
Yes, of course, but you would have to follow labor laws. And, if it was me, pay 1 million dollars.
Yes but they might eat it
Yes...but are you THAT snobby and lazy?
I want to do that! xD
What do you mean by "hold your food?""
Yes but I might get hungry and eat it
I have someone to chew my food for me so... I guess so..
I'll do it for a substantial fee.
I will! To get paid, to hold food? In this economy!... Heck yeah!
Wgat do you mean, hold your food for you.
I'll hold your food and feed it to you for a substantial fee. Plus traveling expenses.
That's just lazy -.-