Nope - soda won't make you intoxicated at all. The sugar has to be converted to ethanol before it will make you drunk. Sugar just beats up your entire metabolism and renders you liable to Type 2 Diabetes, tooth decay, acne, painful periods for the girls, wild fluctuations in energy levels, depression and obesity. Apart from that it tastes good - which is it's only benefit. It has NO redeeming nutritional features whatsoever.... No that alcohol is much better....
Okay, what type of soda are your drinking? and I please request that you stop drinking it, because it may have serious side effects. Although soda can have a dragging effect on you, because of the high amount of sugar it has in there. Sugar can also make people sluggish. If you have Diabetes than soda is not the best for you, maybe Arizona Green Tea, and V8 fruit juice may sound gross but it taste absolutely amazing.
Not off sugar. Sugar has to ferment to become alcoholic. Too much caffeine can have some effects similar to an illegal drug called speed in my day (an amphetamine we all know as meth today). Combine that with a sensitivity to sugar and you can get a pretty good jittery buz on.
If you drink it while playing on that spinny thingy on the playground. You know, the one that old guys get thrown off of in those videos? Here's a better question: "If I drink a high sugar drink while sucking down shots of yeast, would it turn to alcohol and make me drunk?"